(bkz: yo mama
yo mama so fat that when she wore a blue dress people thought the sky was falling
your mom is a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially
yo mama so fat, scientists at cal tech called her planet nine.
the moon rotates around the earth, the earth rotates around the sun and the sun rotates around your mom!
yo mama is so fat, she sneezes meteorites.
yo mama is so fat, nasa qualified her as a planet.
your mom is so fat, even all dark matter from space is falling into her right now.