ali g'li tnt nba reklamları

• ali g'nin televizyona geri donus yaptigi reklam serileri. bunlarda, ali g sirasi ile kobe bryant ve steve nash ile tassak gecerek bizleri yerlere yatirmistir. iste bu iki reklamin yaran replikleri :
  
  ali g : checki west side this is be ali g we are presenting with my man, kobe bryant
  kobe : yo
  ali g : respect. how many springs does an official ball have in it ?
  kobe : (sasirarak) how many springs ?!?!?! does not have any springs in it.
  ali g: why does it bounce then ?
  kobe : (tassak gecercesine) it's air. the air in the ball.
  ali g : oh, there is air in this room. how come this room ain't bouncing ????
  kobe : (dumur) ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
  
  iste steve nash versiyonu:
  
  ali g: checki i as e with steve nash. so, you were last season's most valuable player or as it's called the mp3. what was that lie ?
  nash: no, i was the mvp.
  ali g : mp3
  nash: not the oth.. no, i wasn't
  ali g : it was the mp3
  nash : no, i wasn't
  ali g : no disrespect to yours as a canadian but you don't even speak english so shut up
  nash : no, we speak english in canada
  ali g : a-rite. where's my thumb direct ??
  nash : whatever you say
  ali g : caught it's that what you are saying you are saying in canada !!??!?!?
  
  reklam goruntuleri icin : http://alt.tnt.tv/nba/popup.htm
• steve nash part ii :
  
  ali g : checki i as e with steve nash. what happens if you turns up for a game and your uniform aint there, that's your coach sometimes made you to play in your underpants ?
  nash : no
  ali g : cause one time in high school, when me forgot my underpants, the pe teacher, mr snafe made me swim in the nude. has that ever happened to you ?
  nash : (hay allahim diyerektene) that's never happened to me.
  ali g : (soyle vah vah yazik diye bir bakarak) it's tingling.
• ali g'nin big ben'e isyani :
  ali g : checki me is e none other but with my main man, ben wallace. does you work well very hard to maintain your weight ?
  big ben : yeah you have to work hard to maintain your weight.
  ali g : does you work very hard to maintain your height ?
  nash : oh, height... that is something came natural came to me
  ali g : so, how hard would me have to train to become as tall as you ?
  big ben : ehmmm, i dont think you will able to become as tall as me
  ali g : (isyan eder) yo man dont play ahead yo. just because i am from uk.
• ali g : i was looking at you know kobe and with all respect, you look ridiculous.
  kobe : do i look ridiculous ?
  ali g : dont you think you should start paying a bit more attention to how you dress on the court ? maybe perhaps wearing a suit or something ?
  kobe : wearing a suit on the court ??!!???
  ali g : no doubt. com'on.. uh pink top blinging (sallanarak yurume taklidi yaparak) came. i is and it.
  kobe : how anyone dribble ?
  ali g : (ulan ne kafasizsin be kober der gibi) yo, man. forget about dribbling. pimp limp