anal seks günah mı

• (bkz: ne sandın yarraam)
  
  edit: başlık başıma kalmış, açan kaçıp gitmiş.
• (bkz: ıtri)
• adnan hoca'ya sormak lazım gelen soru.
• (bkz: günah münah kayarım ben buna)
• lisedeyken piçlik olsun diye bir arkadaş din hocasına bu soruyu sormuştu, hoca da bir an boş bulundu sanırsam;
  
  -elhamdülillah, arkadan giren bizden değildir, demişti.
• lisede din hocası olduğum dönemde gelir gider bana bu soruyu sorardı deyyuslar, ben ne dersem gülerlerdi. ah şu çılgın liseliler...
• anal - oral - vajinal üçlemesinin bir parçasıdır, serinin en tartışmalı bölümüdür. eleştirmenler ve otoritelere göre sakıncalıdır, yani günahtır.
• (bkz: küçük livataya zinhar düşmeyin)
  
  (bkz: hak yolundan şekiller serbest)
• yine bol hikmetli açıklamalar getirilen soru.
  yani çenemi tutayım diyorum, ama olmuyor. taharet almak için elini kullanan insanın elini öpüyorsun, sonra da şöyle hikmet, böyle hikmet.
  inancım gereği yapmıyorum de geç, en azından anlaşılır olur.
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxfmjmlpeic
  
  sözlerini de yazayım da tam olsun;
  
  so you're gonna live in paradise
  with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
  
  so you're gonna live in paradise
  with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
  so you're gonna sacrifice your life
  for a ride on a ufo
  and when the lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation
  you're gonna be the first to know
  
  and so if
  god was there from the very beginning
  he invented men and women
  then he also invented wanking
  then he said wanking was sinning
  so now if ı'm feeling randy
  ı'm not allowed a hand shandy
  but having sex with my family
  that is just fucking great
  ıt's all there in ezekiel 8
  just before he opens up his big pearly gates
  and says that it's a sin
  to take it up the date
  even if it's great
  even with your cowboy mate
  
  so you're gonna live in paradise
  with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
  so you're gonna sacrifice your life
  for a shot at the greener grass
  and when the lord comes down with his shiny rod of judgement
  he's gonna kick my heathen ass
  
  so if you
  cover the bodies of your women
  everybody is grinnin'
  because black is so slimmin'
  though it's not great for swimmin'
  but it gives you an erection
  with the increased sexual tension
  what with the uv protection
  that is second to none
  you'll find it all in the koran
  just next to the bit that justifies guns
  and says that it's a sin
  to take it up the bum
  even if it's fun
  even with permission from your mum
  
  so you're gonna live in paradise
  with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
  so you're gonna sacrifice your life
  for a shot at eternity
  and when the lord comes down and ı haven't done my penance
  he's gonna disembowel me
  
  you say that
  ıf ı
  stumbled on a watch ı'd assume it had a watchmaker
  that a muffin presupposes a baker
  so we must agree sooner or later
  that this proves there's a creator
  so if ı put my foot in a stinker
  you'd assume the existence of a sphincter
  thus you don't need to be a great thinker
  to conclude that god's a bum
  which negates the words of genesis 1
  which make him out to be so much fun
  until adam succumbed
  to temptation
  and then his only son
  got nailed to a gum
  or the middle eastern equivalent
  which suggest that god's omniscience
  ıs nullified by his ambivalence
  unless it turns out that he's impotent
  and if god can't get a boner
  ı guess that explains the plethora
  of huge erections in his honour
  cos we all know a steeple is just a subconscious, compensatory manifestation of a huge, stiff penis
  and still he tell us that it's heinous
  to stick a penis up your anus
  even if you're famous
  even if you're good at... tennis
  
  so you're gonna live in paradise
  with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
  so you're gonna sacrifice your life
  for a ride on a ufo
  and when the lord comes down with his big, stiff, slippery rod of judgement
  ı'm gonna be the first to go
  he's gonna send me down below
  he's gonna whip me like a ho
  d'ya really think so?
  ı'm gonna be the first to go