go see the doctor

• kool moe dee'nin 1986 debut albümü i'm kool moe dee'den çikan pek bir eglenceli golden age rap klasigi. sözler:
  
  three days later go see the doctor...
  
  i was walking down the street rocking my beat
  clapping my hands and stomping my feet
  i saw a little lady so neet and petite
  so was so sweet yes i wanted to meet
  so i asked this lady could i take her out
  we could wine and dine and we could talk about
  the birds and the bees in my waterbed
  and you could treat me like a buddha and bow your head
  we continued to talk, and before you knew it
  we were at my house and it was time to do it
  as soon as i finished, i lost my poise
  ran outside and told all my boys
  i said "listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
  they said "did you get it?" i said "yeah," they said "how was it?"
  the poontang was dope and you know that i rocked her
  but three days later, go see the doctor
  
  i rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
  she felt so good, hugged me so tight
  i said "good night"
  three days later...
  woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
  drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
  i went to the bathroom and said "mama mia!"
  i'm a kill that girl next time i see her
  the madder i got, the more i reminice
  why is my thing thing burning like this?
  well i remember the first day i saw that girl
  i just couldn't wait to rock her world
  i said "hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
  what have i done stuck my dick in?
  now i know why her ex-boyfriend dave
  calls her mrs. microwave
  cause she was hotter than an oven and i had to learn
  the hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
  but the poontang was dope and you know that i rocked her
  but three days later, go see the doctor
  
  i went to the doctor's office, i said "what have i got?"
  he said "turn around boy and take this shot"
  i looked at him like he was crazy, and i said "what?"
  ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
  he turned and said in a real deep voice
  "have it your way, if that's your choice
  and i'll put it down if you want me to put it
  but don't blame me if it turns into a foot
  extending from the middle of your body
  and the next time you see your cute hottie
  you won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
  is just kick her, so go take karate"
  as i turned around to receive my injection
  i said "next time i'll use some protection"
  if i see another girl and i get an erection
  i'm walking in the other direction
  cause i don't wanna do the sick sick dance
  so i'm keeping my prick inside my pants
  and if i see another girl and i know i can rock her
  before i push up i'll make her go see the doctor