• tam ismi "ishkur's guide to electronic music" olan, gayet faydali bir olusum. breaktrance, progressive house, buttrock goa(varmis boyle birsey), booty house, florida breakbeat (ya yaa), minimal techno, ivir zivir elektronik muzik turlerini aciklayan, bunlarin yillara gore gelisimleri, baglarini sirin bir arayuzle gosteren, aciklamalari bilindik, bilinesi sarkilardan orneklerle genisleten super bir olay. isin guzel tarafi elemanin sayfadaki aciklamalariyla da anlasildigi uzere bu ise addicted olmasi ve surekli genisletmesi. artik sadece "guzel bir sarki, cok begendim" demeyecek, "super bir dub techno parcasi" deyip havamiza hava katabilecegiz. cunku cool olmak herseydir :

    http://www.ishkur.com/features/music/
  • (bkz: iskur)
  • (bkz: elektronik muzik dinleyip kraftwerk i bilmemek)
  • bir insan evladi boyle bir seyi nasi dinleyebilir dedirten bomba parcalara sahip elektronik muzik $eceresi.
    sitesine girip $una bi bakin: hardcore->speedcore->8. parca ( dj pw - push the funk )
  • sadece sample'ları ile değil, her bir tür ve alt tür için yazdığı informatif bilgilerle de yaran guide'dır kendisi..

    birkaç örnek vermek gerekirse:

    goa trance: goa would be the best genre ever, if it weren't for the fucking hippies..

    dutch trance: trance is dead, ferry corsten killed it..

    epic trance: epic trance is not actually trance, per se. it is powdered, sugar-coated pop schmaltz draped over trance for easy digestion by giggling highschool girls and poser trendy types who would never think to even blink at trance in its raw incarnate. this is the musical equivalent of drowning a meal in ketchup so you can't taste the original flavour anymore.

    dream trance: if there is anyone who is responsible for the complete and thorough pussification of trance, making it offensively lame to the point where not only newbie ravers but also their soccer moms could enjoy it, it's robert miles. "children" has the exclusive accolade as being the #1 rave recruitment song of all time.

    hard acid trance: hard. acid. trance. it's kind of actually like goa, only without all the hippy shit. that makes it better by default.

    death trance: speaking of goa, this music sounds a lot like it and can be mixed with it really well, and it scares the hippies away too, so it gets the big *thumbs up* by me.

    minimal psytrance: i sincerely think this is a secret government torture weapon that accidently escaped to the public. no one can be this sadistic, can they?

    industrial rock: ... it's all trent reznor's fault. just like how it's all morrissey's fault there's emo.

    coldwave: coldwave is really pissed off about something, but i'm still trying to figure out what that is.

    new york house: around the same time that gay black people were inventing house in chicago, gay black people were inventing garage in new york.

    epic house: stupid. just stupid stupid stupid. whoever makes this shit should be shot.

    progressive house: alright, this progressive nonsense has got to stop. you do not make yourself intelligent and creative by using that word. instead, you make yourself out to be haughty and pretentious. that makes you no better than the french. this goes for progressive rock, progressive house, progressive trance, progressive progress, and even progressive itself. kill the word already. it means nothing.

    speed garage: aka the worst music in the world.

    booty house: every song will contain one or more of the following samples: "if you got a bigger booty, come on down and do your duty", "let me see your booty bounce, booty bounce, booty bounce, let me see your booty bounce, booty bounce, booty bounce", "awe girl, you think you bad. let me see you shake dat ass", "let me hit it from the back, and i give that ass a smack", "face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck", "hold up!", "wait a minute!", "uh-oh!", "there some hoes in dis house, if you see 'em point 'em out", "whoomp! there dem hoes", "just shake dat ass bitch, and let me see what you got".

    brit house: since it means absolutely nothing, then, i'm calling it brit house, because if anyone could make house (trance?) music this boring and monotonous, it's the british.

    latin techno: that's like non-slippery soap, or a trance dj who mixes.

    deep techno: yeah. pretty deep, ain't it?*

    progressive breaks: yes, of course. house and trance have it, so breakbeat must have it too.

    experimental jungle: it blurs a lot with idm, so expect to see artists making ample amounts of both. the difference between the two? one sounds more fucked up than the other. it's up to you, however, to figure out which one that is.

    idm: this is the oddest named genre in the entire world, since it's not easily danceable, it's not certifiably intelligent, and it's arguable as to whether it constitutes as actual music.

    new beat: legend purports that this music emerged when some dj accidently played an acid house record at 33 rpm (not 45, its intended speed).

    speedcore: this isn't music, this is just a gigantic dick-wagging, more-hardcore-than-thou staring contest between hardcore producers to see which of them can be assaulted with "bpm = 1000" on their drum machines and not flinch

    acid jazz: this kind of music is best meant for late-night coffee houses and alternative culture eateries where the waitresses are all short-haired lesbians, the coffee comes in tall glasses, and there's a small smokey stage where a crowd of intellectuals wearing dark-brimmed glasses are listening to some guy in a turtle neck reciting crappy poetry like a bunch of pretentious post-ginsbergian beatnicks.
  • yeni ve 2010'ları kapsayan güncel hali çıkmış guide.

    https://music.ishkur.com/
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