merry fuckin christmas

• southpark soundtrackinde mr garrison ın söylediği şarkı
  
  i heard there is no christmas in the silly middle east
  no trees no snow no santa claus
  they have different religious beliefs
  they believe in mohammad and not in our holiday
  and so every december i go to the middle east and say
  hey there mr muslims, merry fuckin christmas
  put down that book- the koran
  and hear some holiday wishes
  in case you havent noticed
  its jesuss birthday
  so get off your heaten muslim ass
  and fuckin celebrate
  there is no holiday season in india ive heard
  they dont hang up their stockings
  and that is just absurd
  theyve never read a chritmas story
  they dont know what rudolf is about
  and thats why in december i llgo to india and shout
  hey there mr hinduist
  merry fuckin christmas
  drink eggnog and eat some beef and hear some holiday wishes
  in case you havent noticed
  its jesuss birthday
  so get off your heaten hindu ass
  and fuckin celebrate
  now i heard that in japan everyone just lives in sin
  they pray to several gods and put needles in their skin
  on december 25th all they do is eat a cake
  and thats why i go to japan and walk around and say
  hey there mr shintoist
  merry fuckin christmas
  god is gonna kick your ass
  you infidelic pagan scum
  in case you havent noticed
  theres festive things to do
  so lets all rejoice for jesus
  and merry fuckin christmas to you
  on christmas day
  i travel around the world and say
  taoists, krishnas, buddhists, and all you atheists too
  merry fuckin christmas to you
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• sozleri de soyledir:
  
  (mr. garrison)
  i heard there is no christmas,
  in the silly middle east.
  no trees, no snow, no santa claus.
  they have different religious beliefs.
  
  they believe in muhammad,
  and not in our holiday,
  and so every december,
  i go to the middle east and say...
  
  hey there, mister muslim!
  merry fuckin' christmas!
  put down that book the koran,
  and here's some holiday wishes..
  in case you haven't noticed,
  it's jesus' birthday.
  so get off your heathen muslim ass,
  and fuckin' celebrate.
  
  there is no holiday season,
  in india, i've heard.
  they don't hang up their stockings,
  and that is just absurd.
  
  they never read a christmas story.
  they don't know what rudolph is about.
  and that is why every december,
  i'll go to india and shout...
  
  hey there, mister hinduist!
  merry fuckin' christmas!
  drink eggnog and eat some beef,
  and pass it to the missus..
  *hindu music*
  in case you haven't noticed,
  it's jesus' birthday.
  so get off your heathen hindu ass,
  and fuckin' celebrate.
  
  now i've heard that in japan,
  everyone just lives in sin.
  they pray to several gods,
  and put needles in their skin.
  
  on december 25th,
  all they do is eat a cake.
  and that is why i go to japan,
  and walk around and say...
  
  hey there, mister shintoist!
  merry fuckin' christmas!
  god is gonna kick your ass,
  you infidelic pagan scum!
  *japanese music*
  in case you haven't noticed,
  there's festive things to do.
  so let's all rejoice for jesus,
  merry fuckin' christmas, ta you.
  
  on christmas day..
  i travel around the world and say..
  daoists, christians, buddists,
  and all you atheists, too!
  merry fuckin' christma-aaaaas,
  to yooo-oouuu!
  
  *small clapping sound*
  
  thank you, mr. hat.
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  ol' saint nick's got burban breath
  it's so cold you could catch your death
  a cop sold me some crystal meth
  it's a merry fucking christmas
  
  everything's so chritmassy
  the streets are twinkling with frozen pee
  my priest just sat on santa's knee
  it's a merry fucking christmas
  
  all the kids go to bed each night to dream what santa brings 'em (brings 'em)
  unless they're jewish or muslim or some other gyp religion
  crappy toys flying off the shelves
  midgets dressed up to look like elves
  spread good cheer or burn in hell
  it's a merry fucking christmas
  
  all the kids go to bed each night to dream what santa brings 'em
  unless they're jewish or muslim or some other gyp religion
  cracklin' fires to keep me warm
  and my collection of asian porn
  cradle my bells and work my horn
  it's a keep on truckin', last year suckin', midget chuckin', slap the puckin', how much wood could a wood chuck chuckin', merry fucking christmas
  
  ho ho ho!
  shut up!