sibel üresin'in kocası

• zor durumda ve kafasının çok karışık olduğunu düşündüğüm insan.
  karşısında kendisinin mürüvetini görmek isteyen bir "karısı" var.
• tahminimce 5'er dakika arayla dört kadını hamile bırakacak güçte bir er kişidir.
• (bkz: beşer dakika arayla 4 kadını hamile bırakan adam)
• (bkz: üremesinler)
• üzerindeki performans baskısı ile oluşan stresi nasıl yönettiğini merak ediyorum. yarım saatte 4 ereksiyon nerden baksan insafsızlık. 2 olsa mısır çarşısını zorla, ama 4 zor yahu.
• ne is yaptigini bilmiyorum ama muhtemelen mesleki zaafiyet yasiyordur ozel hayatinda.
  
  stoklu calismayi bilmiyordur.
• allıma eskilerden güzel bir şarkıyı getirmiş muhteremdir.
  
  fellas, i'm ready to get up and do my thing (yeah go ahead!)
  i wanta get into it, man, you know (go ahead!)
  like a, like a sex machine, man, (yeah go ahead!)
  movin' and doin' it, you know
  can i count it off? (go ahead)
  
  one, two, three, four!
  
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)
  
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)
  
  get up, (get on up)
  stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)
  
  wait a minute!
  shake your arm, then use your form
  stay on the scene like a sex machine
  you got to have the feeling sure as you're born
  get it together, right on, right on.
  
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  
  hah!
  
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  
  you said, you said you got the,
  you said the feeling,
  you said the feeling you got to get
  you give me the fever 'n' a cold sweat.
  the way i like, it is the way it is,
  i got mine 'n' don't worry 'bout his
  
  get up, (get on up)
  stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  
  bobby! should i take 'em to the bridge?
  (go ahead!)
  take 'em on to the bridge!
  (take em to the bridge!)
  should i take 'em to the bridge?
  (yeah!)
  take 'em to the bridge?
  (go ahead!)
  hit me now!
  
  come on!
  
  stay on the scene, like a sex machine!
  the way i like it is, is the way it is
  i got mine, (dig it!), he got his
  
  stay on the scene, like a lovin' machine
  stay on the scene, like a lovin' machine
  stay on the scene
  
  i wanna count it off one more time now
  (go ahead!)
  you wanna hear it like it did on the top fellas?
  (yeah!)
  hear it like it did on the top?
  (yeah!)
  hit it now!
  
  get on up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get on up, (get on up)
  
  stay on the scene, (get on up), like a lovin' machine, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  
  taste, (get on up)
  bein', (get on up)
  taste, (get on up)
  bein', (get on up)
  
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)
  
  you gotta have the feelin, (get on up)
  sure as you're born, (get on up)
  
  get it together, right on, right on
  right on, right on, (right on, right on)
  right on, right on, (right on, right on)
  right on, right on, (right on, right on)
  
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  
  and then, shake your money maker,
  shake your money maker,
  shake your money maker,
  shake your money maker,
  shake your money maker,
  shake your money maker,
  shake your money maker
  
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  
  huh!
  
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  get up, (get on up)
  
  can we hit it like we did one more time, from the top
  can we hit like that one more time
  (one more time!)
  one more time!
  let's hit it and quit! (go ahead!)
  can we hit it and quit? (yeah!)
  can we hit it and quit? (yeah!)
  can we hit it and quit? (yeah!)
  hit it!
• bir nagehan alcinin kocasi degildir.
• sibel üresin gibi eşine aşık olmayan, hatta ve hatta evliliğine saygısı olmayan bir kadınla evli olduğu için hakkında ziyadesiyle üzüldüğüm adam.
• eğer karısının kendisine verdiği özgürlüğü sonuna kadar kullanıyorsa şu anda fazlası ile meşguldür ve size cevap verebilecek durumda değildir, hatta konuşacak durumda da değildir. eline kalem dahi alabileceğini zannetmiyorum.
  
  dolayısı ile arkadaşlar, lütfen cevap hakkını kullanamayacak biri hakkında yazmayı bırakalım. etik bunu gerektirir.