steve berman

• the eminem show'da yumrugunu masaya vurarak "bu...simdiye kadar... duydugum..." sozlerinden sonra eminem'in oldurdugu adam. oysa adam "en iyi sey" diye tamamlayacakmis sozlerini. (bkz: bok yoluna gitmek)
  
  tum bunlarin otesinde eminem'i ciddiye alanlarin bir kez daha dusunmesini gerektirecek olan skit. herif egleniyor iste.
• relapse albümünde de şöyle bir skit bulunmaktadır efendim:
  
  [secretary]
  mr. berman?
  
  [steve berman]
  what?!
  
  [secretary]
  we have eminem here to see you
  
  [steve berman](eminem)
  about fuckin' time! send him in (steve! good to see ya man)
  look who decided to show his face!
  i hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.
  (look man, i apologise again for-)
  for shooting me?! do you know i lost the use of my right arm?
  (again, it was a mistake,)
  (a terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?)
  and then you go and you do what?
  hide out? stay in detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down? do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin vacation?
  (well that's actually why i'm here, i was gonna, put out some new music and i wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion)
  do i really need to hear it?
  let me guess, another album about poor me, i'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life, and i'm such a tortured artist. let me make music about it and my tragic love life, am i on to something here?
  (come on man it's not like that yo-)
  you know what? just hand the fuckin thing over
  i'm done talkin to you. think you can just come and go as you please.
  big selfish superstar
  (steve, i had a drug problem)
  oh poor me, i had a drug problem. who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? you know what?
  
  *cocks gun*
  
  (hey! hey!)
  just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out
  (woah, woah, woah. jesus christ man! )
  (alright alright here, fine)
  what's this shit? two cd's?
  (that's what i've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums)
  just get out! (alright!)
  get the fuck out (alright man, see you later)