• garfunkel and oates'in eğlenceli mi eğlenceli parçası..

    buralar da karışır baştan söyleyeyim, zira kızlık zarları bozulmasın diye anal ilişkiye girenleri eleştirel yapıya sahip.
    nedense tanıdık geldi kulağıma biryerlerden...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8zf_r_j0oy
  • sozleri de soyledir ve pek komik sarkidir hakikaten..

    all my life i've been good
    do what my mom and dad and god say i should
    go to church and bible school
    to live by god's rule
    so whatever people tell me
    that the bible tells me
    i will do
    walk the halls of high school with my purity ring
    unlike those other girls, i got my morals in check
    it was easy to do 'til i got a boyfriend
    and pardon my french, but he's cute as heck
    but i made a pact to keep my hymen intact
    and jesus and i are tight
    never learned about the birds and the bees
    i was taught to keep an aspirin in-between my knees
    'cause the bible says premarital sex is wrong
    but jason says that guys can't wait that long
    i don't wanna lose him to someone who'll do him
    i need to figure something out
    well, there's a loophole in the scripture that works really well
    so i can get him off without going to hell
    it’s my hail mary, full of grace
    in jesus' name, we go to fifth base
    oh, thank you for making me holy
    and thank you for giving me holes to choose from
    and since i’m not a godless whore
    he'll have to come in the back door, therefore

    fuck me in the ass, 'cause i love jesus
    the good lord would want it that way
    gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
    it's just between you and me
    'cause everyone knows it's the sex
    that god can't see

    it's hard to be as pure as me
    to resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity
    to wait until my marriage bed
    to give my husband my unsullied maidenhead
    so take your cock out, shove it in my ass
    fuck me until you cum, oops! ı mean
    let's join our souls and unite our bodies
    and fly with the wings of god
    whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris
    if you ring satan's doorbell, god can't ignore this
    and no prophylactics when you put it in
    'cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin
    i've emptied my bowels and laid out the towels
    i'm ready for romance
    now i'm praying to the power that's the highest
    but of all of my holes, this one's the driest
    and we can't procreate if we anally copulate
    and god's okay with sodomy, but only if you're straight
    and i'm staying pure, no matter what
    so i'm okay with everything, but... everything, but...
    everything butt... (woah)

    fuck me in the ass, 'cause i love jesus
    the good lord would want it that way
    gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization
    ait's just between you and me
    'cause everyone knows it's the sex
    that god can't see

    i do whatever the bible tells me to
    except for the parts that ı choose to ignore
    'cause they're unrealistic and inconvenient
    but the rest i live by for sure
    so let's not talk about how the good book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce
    and how it condones slavery and killing gays, 'cause those parts don't count, of course
    let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions
    to circumvent any real sacrifice, but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions
    and don't you dare question my convictions
    and don't look closely at the contradictions
    just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
    and have faith in its complete jurisdiction
    as the only way to measure if you're good or not
    and in a debate, just say to “have faith”
    'cause when up against logic, it's the only card you've got
    so close your eyes
    take a deep breath, and

    fuck me in the ass, 'cause i love jesus
    the good lord would want it that way
    gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization
    it's just between you and me
    'cause everyone knows it's the sex
    that god can't see

    yeah, my chastity belt has locks
    but sometimes you need to think outside the box
  • bekaretimi kocama saklıyorum felsefesinin riyakarlığıyla ustaca alay eden ve anal seks, incil, tanrı ve toplum gibi avam şeyleri konu alan bir garfunkel and oates -ki kendileri bir üçüncü teker (bkz: third wheel) hakkında yazılmış me you and steve adlı ünlü eserin de sahipleridir- şarkısı.

    https://youtu.be/j8zf_r_j0oy?feature=shared
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