wanker ^*

• bizdeki "ibne hakem" ingilizlerde "the refery is a wanker"'e dönüşür.
• peg bundynin kızlık soyadı..
• ingilizler arasında birnevi hakaret olarak kullanılır çünkü ingilizlere göre mastürbasyon yapan kişi acınacak durumdadıri zavallıdır, iğrençtir.
• ivor biggun soyluyor indirebilirsenizde indirin
  
  the winker's song (misprint)
  by ivor biggun
  the winker's album (1978)
  transcribed from disc by martin rundkvist
  
  my mother said that i never should
  play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
  their giggling talk i could never understand,
  and that's why i fell in love with my right hand.
  
  and that's why
  (chorus)
  i'm a wanker, i'm a wanker.
  and it does me good like it bloody well should.
  i'm a wanker, i'm a wanker
  and i'm always pulling my pud'.
  
  i was twenty-five years old before i was kissed,
  and then i found that i preferred a swift one off the wrist.
  it's cheap and convenient, you can't catch vd.
  it's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
  
  and that's why
  (repeat chorus)
  
  oh, mrs palm and your five lovely daughters,
  thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
  i've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
  my knees have turned to water, and i think i'm going blind.
  
  i've wanked over italy, i've wanked over spain.
  i've wanked in an omnibus, i've even had a wank in a train.
  i've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
  an inflatable linda lovelace, and a davy crockett hat.
  
  and that's why
  (repeat chorus)
  
  oh, mrs palm and your five lovely daughters,
  thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
  i've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
  my knees have turned to water, and i think i'm going blind.
• george michaelin bir fotosunda kendine dogru ok cikararak yazdigi kelime
• ibne, gay ya da homo anlaminda kullanilan bir ingiliz halk deyisi.
• sliding doors'da siklikla kullanilmis bir hakaret.
• (bkz: masturbator)
• kutsal ingilizce kaynağı mtu'ya göre bir işle ciddi olarak ilgilenmeyen kimse anlamına da gelen, ve büyük bir şiddetle nickim olmasını istediğim sözcük
• peggy bundy'nin "anneme gidiyorum" diye evden çıktığında gittiği kasabanın da adıdır aynı zamanda.