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  • eminemin encore albumunde ki en komik sözlere sahip şarkısı.

    [eminem]
    ill be...

    [hook n eminem]
    the way you shake it
    i can't believe it
    i ain't never seen a ass like that
    the way you move it
    you make my pee pee go
    da-doing doing doing

    i don't believe it
    it's almost too good to be true
    i ain't never seen a ass like that
    the way you move it
    you make my pee pee go
    da-doing doing doing

    [verse 1]:
    the way she moves she's like a belly dancer
    she's shakin that ass to the new nelly jams
    i think someone's at the door, but i don't think i'ma answer
    police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
    what do you mean freeze?
    please i'm a human being
    i have needs, i'm not done
    not till i'm finished pee-ing
    i am not resisting arrest, i am agree-ing
    mister officer, i'm already on my knees
    i can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
    and do not treat me like a murderer, i just like to pee
    pee, pee, yes i make r'n'b
    i sing song that go ringy chong
    ching chong chong chong ching
    psyche, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
    if i offend, i'm sorry please please forgive
    for i am triumph the puppet dog, i am a mere puppet
    i can get away with anything i say and you will love it

    [hook n eminem]
    the way you shake it
    i can't believe it
    i ain't never seen a ass like that
    the way you move it
    you make my pee pee go
    da-doing doing doing

    jessica simpson
    looks oh so temptin
    nick i ain't never seen a ass like that
    everytime i see the show on mtv
    my pee pee goes
    da-doing doing doing

    [verse 2]:
    mary-kate and ashley used to be so wholesome
    now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums
    i go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
    police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
    what do you mean freeze?
    jeez, i just got my seat
    i have tickit, look i put it away my zipper zipped
    please do not remove me from this movie theater please
    i did not even get to see mary-kate's shower scene
    i didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
    and don't treat me like i'm pee wee herman
    this movie is pg mister officer
    i demand to see my attorney
    i will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
    free, yes, free, right back on the streets
    what you mean my lawyer is with michael
    he's too busy, i'm triumph
    britney spears has shoulders like a man
    and i can say that and you laugh
    cos there's a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]

    [hook n eminem]
    the way you shake it
    i can't believe it
    i ain't never seen a ass like that
    the way you move it
    you make my pee pee go
    da-doing doing doing

    hilary duff is
    not quite old enough so
    i ain't never seen a butt like that
    maybe next year i'll say ass
    and she'll make my pee pee go
    da-doing doing doing

    [verse 3]:
    the way she moves she dances like a gogo
    in that video she sings "get out" you boso,
    "i need a new boyfriend, hi my name is jojo"
    police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
    what do you mean freeze?
    my computers will be seized
    and my keys to my ranch, i just baked cookies
    mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
    here, i make jesus juice, take a sip of this
    nobody is safe from me, no not even me
    i don't even know if i can say the word pee-pee
    pee, on the radio, but i think i did
    janet, is that a breast? i think i just saw a tit!
    psyche, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
    i don't think my joke is working, i must flee
    quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down
    i'm not triumph, i'm arnold, get down

    [hook n eminem]
    the way you shake it
    i can't believe it
    i ain't never seen a ass like that
    the way you move it
    you make my pee pee go
    d-doing doing doing

    so gwen stefani
    will you pee-pee on me please?
    i ain't never seen a ass like that
    cos the way you move it
    you make my pee-pee go
    d-doing doing doing

    [dre]
    what the fuck is wrong with you?!
  • klibinde susam sokağındakilere benzeyen kuklaların olduğu pek komik eminem şarkısı..
  • klibinde triumph the insult comic dog ve eminem ile arasindaki olay (bkz: #4132504) ile dalga gecilen sarki.. hayir, isin ilginci baslangictaki ses robert smigel'e dehset benzemekte, kafa karistirmistir..

    edit- gorunuse gore hakikaten de oyleymis, baris saglanmis..
  • mtv ünlüleri bayanlara söylediği sözlerle gülmekten yaran bir eminem şarkısı (bkz: janet) (bkz: gwen) (bkz: britney) (bkz: jojo)...
  • klibindeki "i saved your peroxide ass again" lafiyla koparmis sarki. ayrica yine klipte gorunen "ot cekmis eminem" kuklasi bir an once piyasaya surulmeli. bir kukla eminem'i bile sirin gosterebiliyorsa o kukla alinir derim.
  • icinde mtv gectigi, sirf eminem yaptigi ve klibiyle filan komik oldugu icin yine, her zamanki gibi mtv music awards'a aday olmustur.
  • (bkz: muppet show)
  • eminem'in şivesi için dönüm noktası olmuş şarkıdır. relapse albümünde işi iyice abartmış bambaşka bir insan olmuştur. esse veya vato diye anılmak en büyük dileğidir sanırım bu şirin dostumuzun.
  • rapsever olmayan bünyler için bile çevir çevir dinle , dinle dinle çevir , götsel parça . eminemin en iyilerinden .