baby mama

• ho$ bir tree 6 mafia sarkisi... buda sozleri
  
  [chorus: juicy j + lachat]
  
  [juicy j]
  it's my baby mama (yeahknow) i'm on child support
  she get welfare checks, but i stay in court
  it's my baby mama (yeahnow) she be ridin' cady
  and she always lookin' for sugar daddies
  [lachat]
  it's my baby daddy (yeahknow) he be always broke
  and he aint no good nothin', but a joke
  it's my baby daddy (yeahknow) he just love to have it
  he be cheatin' on me that's why i can't stand em'
  
  [verse 1: juicy j]
  man this freak has got me stressin' in the court i must confess it
  playas try to get that checkin' who put hickeys on yo' neckin'?
  in that jail i can't be stayin' and my g's you can't be takin'
  child support can burn like torch when you get behind on payment
  hurr they go you send em' letters then they wanna come and get cha
  probably shoulda used a jimmy probably shoulda neva' met her
  why you wanna try and impress me?
  always lyin' tryna' caress me
  
  [lachat]
  all these so-called ballas want me boy i'm stout you know i'm sexy
  i'm lachat you see i'm swole got you waitin' at a toll
  betta' come break me off a fee keep yo' girl on yo' bankrole
  see me switchin' blowin' out kisses dudes don't know what they be missin'
  i'm the type of girl you need keep some cookin' in the kitchen
  bake yo' biscuits up from scratch get chu' sprung off my cat
  but chu betta take care yo' kids juvenile court is where it's at
  where it's at?
  yeanknow? cheese is missin' yean show
  and that freak you shackin' wit' she too nice i'm mean though
  
  [chorus]
  
  [verse 2: dj paul]
  it's dj p and brothas be out we just tryin' to be dawgs
  but it's ok aint nann hoe gon' stop the way that we walk
  we kickin' dis off in them dose' and when it's on they gon' run
  and please believe when we come we gon' come like a nut cum
  down and dirty in these streets, rough and rugged on these freaks
  ridin' cady automatic man we got to keep that heat
  keep that heat for them streets cuz' man these streets be watchin' me
  memphis, tenn. kick the chains and playas gotta kick the crease
  the vision 2 juvenile court is where they had yo' boy
  monthly payments i gotta pay, but i keep comin' short
  now that i'm payin child support and these courts got me runnin' mayn
  spendin' nights with these otha freaks house and all my dawgs mayn
  warrents for yo' boy arrest got me sweatin' from the stress
  gettin' drunk and high all night bout' to drive me to that white
  mayn if these boys want me they gon' really have to find me
  messin' off with these scally wag hoes they so grimey
  
  [chorus]
  
  [verse 3: lachat]
  why you playin?
  boy yo' baby need some shoes, boy yo' baby need some clothes
  need to try and pay yo' fees, why you out hurr playin' these hoes?
  aint no more for me and you, but this what they gotta do
  with the seed we have concieved don't you know he's part of you?
  i don't wanna hurr yo' mess talk to me bout' givin' checks
  put a judge up in my business what i want is what i get
  shoulda knownd it from the jump all that talk was just a front
  now you payin' for that lyin' see yo' ass in court next month
  
  [juicy j]
  pay you cheese i'll give you quarters i'll just wait for court to order
  mexico is where you'll find me somewhere round' the fuckin' border
  hangin' with the finest women, walkin' wit' a gansta limpin'
  drinkin' on a case of dp, goody green you know we wit' it
  i done hustled worth a job and broke some back there wasn't no stoppin'
  you dun did the clubbin' hoppin' and them pills you kept on poppin'
  now i see why you be freakin' now i know why you be geekin'
  if you wanna give me reason catch me in that playa season
  
  [chorus]
• amerika'da 25 nisanda gosterime girecek tina fey ve amy poehler'li komedi filmi.
• 25 nisan 2008 haftasında elde ettiği 17,4 milyon dolar hasılatla amerika box office listesine birinci sıradan girmiş filmdir. yönetmenliğini michael mccullers yapmış, senaryoyu da kendi yazmış. tina fey ve amy poehler dışında sigourney weaverve steve martin gibi tanıdık isimler de filmde rol almış.
• baştan aşağı klişe olmasına rağmen oldukça komik espriler içeren film. özellikle angie ve steve martin'in karakterleri kopartıyo insanı. romantik komedi arayalar izlesin, beğenecekler. 7.5/10
• - tom ve jerry gibi iki mukemmel dost olabilirdik
  - tom ve jerry birbirinden nefret eder
  - niye ya? cok egleniyolar beraber!
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• filmde komik diyaloglar geçmektedir.hamile kadın dogurmadan önce;
  
  -aah it feels like im shitting a knife
• inanilmaz klişe senaryosu "e bu kadarına da insan utanır, yok artık" dedirtse de steve martinin barry karakteri izlettirir desem yeridir:
  
  "congratulations, kate. i want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact."
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adfajqqalu4
• gise basarisini cocuk isteyen ve/ veya cocuklari cok seven olgun kadinlara borclu oldugunu saniyorum. cogu calisan kadinin kendini ana karakterin yerine rahatlikla koyabilecegi ve ayni zamanda antin kuntin yan karakterlerle "zaten herkes labunya" hissiyatini vererek kadini daha da on plana cikartip bir nevi masturbasyonla insanlari kendine cekmis oldugunu saniyorum. bunun disinda her sey asiri klise, fakir ama onurlu red neck karakteri ile ( sanki fakirlik default onursuz yapiyor insani) son derece gereksiz bir film. aradaki bir kac iyi espri dandikligini ortmuyor. zaten en az uc cocuk lazim.