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  • bart'la interview...
    q: what's your favorite hobby?
    a: acting immature.

    q: is it tough growing up with two sisters?
    a: those aren't sisters. they're martians.

    q: what's your favorite subject in school?
    a: lunch time.

    q: is it tough growing up with a name like bartholomew?
    a: call me that again and i'll punch your face, man.

    q: what would you like to be when you grow up?
    a: i'd like to be a superhero --- bartman .

    q: who's your favorite role model?
    a: otto, my school bus driver. he has the coolest tattoos, man.

    q: what do you like to do for fun?
    a: read comic books, watch tv, eat snacks, watch tv, make prank phone calls, watch tv,
    play video games, made rude noises, and watch tv. did i mention watch tv?

    q: what do you think you'll be when you grow up?
    a: i'll either be the president of the united states or a master criminal. or both.

    q: what is the most valuable piece of advice homer ever gave to you?
    a: never never never change your story.
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