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homer simpson

-hello? operator give me the number for 911!!

-you never know when an old calendar might come in handy! sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

-a hundred bucks for a comic book? who drew it, michaelmelangelo?

-mmmm! donuts...

-lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. that's the american way.

-i saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! i think it was called, 'the bus that couldn't slow down.'

-don't worry. being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a blender.

-son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

-heh heh heh! lisa! vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

-your mother seems really upset. i better go have a talk with her - during the commercial.

-lisa, if the bible has taught us anything - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as foxy boxing, hot oil wrestling, and such and such.

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