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  • adı tam olarak "bitch, please!" olan, beauty killer albümünden bir jeffree star şarkısı...

    sözlerini de yazayım tam olsun:
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    go f-u-c-k yourself baby
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    the critics and the press agree
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    j-e-f-f to the r-e-e
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    uh huh - what? - yeah!

    there ain't no bitch can do it like me
    there ain't no bitch

    slide my panties off in your lamborghini
    tmz just saw my coochie like i was britney
    be flo rida an spin me right round round
    but don't try to bite me like chris brown
    make my bottle pop like a pussycat doll*
    smoked out michael phelps and won a gold medal

    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    call me f-a-g, bitch please!
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    you can l-i-c-k my pussy
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    i'm the h-o-t-s-h-i-t
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    uh huh - what? - yeah!

    there ain't no bitch can do it like me
    there ain't no bitch

    flashed my taint ohh! does it turn you on?
    gave lil wayne a skirt an some pom poms
    they all go lady gaga over my throat skills
    gave zac efron my poker face & left him with chills
    and 3oh!3 warned me not to trust you hoes
    sucked off kanye west now i'm one of the bros

    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    i'm beautiful, effortlessly
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    i gotta p.h.d. in faggotry
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    i s -u- c- k perfectly
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    it's a crime to look so pre-pretty
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    if you want my peaches, shake my tree
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    i l- o- v- e violently
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    i'm cuter then hello kitty
    ain't no bitch who can do it like me
    j-e-f-f to the r-e-e
  • (bkz: nigga please)
  • no limit top dogg albumunden 1999 tarih, snoop dogg, xzibit, nate dogg sarkisi. 2.sinden daha guzeldir. tabi. nate dogg icin cok uzgunuz bir de. *

    sudur

    [intro:]
    [xzibit]
    yeah
    time to bring your ass to the table y'all
    it's x to the z, xzibit
    snoop double g, uh o.g (westcoast, los angeles)
    uh, bring it live, dr. dre
    what
    throwin' up a big ass w
    coverin' up the world, right
    yeah, listen, look

    [verse 1:]
    [xzibit]
    you ain't try to high box with me
    i swing hard liquor
    goin' down by the second round
    all hail the underground
    how that sound?
    xzibit backin' down from a conflict
    fuck the nonsense, terrorist
    hit a bomb shit
    blast with metal in every direction
    innocent bystanders taught a very hard lesson
    i'm the reason there's no time to reach for that weapon
    and reason why niggas promise keep on steppin'
    xzibit ready to scrap
    like mike tyson with his license back
    9 to 5, minimum wage
    what type of life is that for me
    it not for me
    you fuckin' round with the sundance kid and butch cassidy
    you outta your destiny
    you don't wanna tango with the x,
    strangle your neck
    slap like the opposite sex
    drunk drivin' tryin' to stack my loot
    while other rappers gettin' treated like a prostitute
    so check the sound scale

    [hook:]
    [snoop dogg]
    all i wanna be was a g, ha
    my poor guide, nigga please, ha
    breakin' on these motherfuckin' keys, ha
    let's get these motherfuckin' g's, ha
    bet you don't wanna fuck with this

    [verse 2:]
    [snoop dogg]
    oh no, big snoop dogg
    back up in the heazy baby
    you jockin' my style
    you so crazy
    dre said, ain't no limit to this
    as long as we drop gangsta shit
    look here bitch
    you fine and i dig your style
    come fuck with a nigga
    do it doggystyle
    i'll be gentle, sentimental
    shit, we fucked in a rental
    lincoln continental
    um, coast to coast
    l.a. to chicago
    i get this pussy everywhere that i go
    (yeah nigga you know what's happenin' man)
    ask the bitches in your click can't say no
    (these bitches know what time it is)
    i get this pussy everywhere that i go
    (yeah, oh, a story bout a nigga like me)
    ask the bitches in your click can't say no
    (i'm gonna hip these hoes, nigga)

    [hook:]
    [xzibit]
    bitch please
    get down on your goddamn knees
    for this money, chronic, blow that weed
    you fuckin' with some real o.g's
    bitch please
    bitch please
    get down on your motherfuckin' knees
    we came to get the motherfuckin' g's
    yeah, you fuckin' with some real o.g's
    you dick-tease

    [verse 3:]
    [snoop dogg]
    bitch please
    now what you need to do is
    hand my coat
    and roll me some dope
    different strokes,
    for different folks
    oh, you like settin' niggas up and gettin' them loc's
    oh, cute little bitch with a whole lot hard
    shit get thick when the lights get dark
    she said she got some lick for me
    worked about 200 g's and 30 keys
    now check this out dre
    snap if i don't move
    then a nigga like me
    shit i don't lose
    but you know me
    dogg i'm movin'
    ain't nothin' to it, but to get the groovin'
    you've been waitin' on a nigga like me
    to take your chance and ride with men and beat up the pussy
    a victim off the circumstance
    that's the devil
    they always wanna dance
    see we grow up with a bang
    i'm tryin' to work this cold thing
    and take this whole thing
    i get the money everywhere that i go
    i bust a bitch and take here money for sure
    i get the money everywhere that i go
    i bust a bitch and take here money for sure

    [outro:]
    [nate dogg x4]
    ayyo, ayyo, ayyo
    you don't wanna step to me
    still claimin' dpg
    till the day i d-i-e

    *..
  • bir tur meme
    genelde bir isi iyi yaptigini dusunulen bir nesne hemen ardindan 'bitch, please' diyen ve o isi ondan daha iyi yapan nesnenin resminden olusur.
    bir ornek http://9gag.com/gag/230399

    ayrica: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/btch-please

    (bkz: meme aciklamak)
  • güzelinden bir chris crocker videosu.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6bqf23u-40

    sahi ne yapıyor acaba chris crocker bu aralar? yalnız ben mi seviyordum bu herifi?
  • 9gag sitesinde de çok kullanılan bir laf. zaman zaman "nası kodum lafı !!!!1" anlamına da gelir.
  • ing. halt etmişsin
  • ing. o da bir şey mi?