couch potato

• ing. tembel ,miskin
  (bkz: garfield)
  (bkz: bezgin bekir)
• surekli yagli fastfood turu yiycekler yiyip tv seyreden insanlarin ingilizce argodaki (bkz: slang) cagrilisi..
• şişman antrenörlere denesidir, adam kilolarından şekilsiz bir hal almışsa oyuncular arasında pattez hoca denesidir.
• (bkz: homer simpson)
• ingilizce’de hiçbir aktivitede bulunmayan ,kolunu kaldırmaya üşenen işi gücü televizyon karşısında oturmak olan ,egzersiz mahrumu,tembel,miskin kişiler için kullanılan tabir .
• (bkz: al bundy)
  (bkz: married with children)
• (bkz: radix lecti)
• türkçede ptt yani pijama terlik televizyon triosunun ingilizce karşılığı.
• weird al yankovic'in 2003 çıkışlı poodle hat albümündeki 1. şarkı. lose yourself parodisidir.
  
  look
  if you had
  one shot
  to sit on your lazy butt
  and watch all the tv you ever wanted
  until your brain turned to mush
  would you go for it
  or just let it slip?
  
  yo
  remote is ready
  eyes wide, palms are sweaty
  there's flintstone's on the tv already
  wilma n' betty
  no virgin to channel surfin
  and i'm hd ready
  so i flip, garbage is all i'm getting
  there's simon cowell
  who folks wanna disembowel
  he opens his mouth, always says something foul
  they're dying, wow!
  wannabe's are crying now
  he votes them out
  time to throw in the towel
  
  show's based on reality
  oh the humanity!
  oh! ozzy's family!
  sho' loves profanity!
  whoa! the insanity!
  oh! dogs that crap and pee
  home of depravity?
  no! they live happily
  
  yo! plus "the ali g show"
  and "celebrity mole"
  oh there's anna nicole
  she's scaring me
  "look ma, no cavities!"
  oh! it's a station break
  better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
  
  "you're gonna lose your mind watchin tv"
  they told me, they'd scold me
  but i still tune in every show (show)
  my cable gets c-span, tv land and hbo
  the travel channel, discovery, and lifetime (yo)
  
  "you're gonna lose your mind watchin' tv"
  they told me, cajoled me
  "turn off those music videos!" (no!)
  i'm gonna watch c-span tv land and hbo
  the history channel and qvc and lifetime (yo)
  "you're gonna..."
  
  my butt is aching
  as i watch nascar racing
  that show about undertaking
  larry king to "24" to "law and order"
  the weather channel's boring like 60 minutes
  ancient reporters next up on "e true hollywood story"
  the rise and decline of twelve actors named corey
  
  shows for next fall, they've already been naming
  "csi: boise", and "touched by an uncle", both sound prettying lame, man
  so does "everybody tolerates raymond"
  and "king of queens" jumped the shark the first minute
  i can't believe richard simmons ain't in it.
  
  i'll move right on to "8 simple rules for dating my teenaged daughter"
  then i bet i'll watch "the bachelorette"
  followed by "welcome back, kotter"
  and "the muppet show" where they go "mahna mahna"
  
  "you're gonna lose your mind watching tv"
  they told me, they'd scold me
  but i still tune in every show (show)
  my cable gets c-span, tv land and hbo
  the disney channel, and a&e and lifetime
  
  "you're gonna lose your mind watching tv"
  they told me, cajoled me
  but i still love lisa kudrow (drow)
  i'm lookin' at c-span, tv land and hbo
  the playboy channel and court tv and lifetime (yo)
  
  never missed "melrose place" or "lost in space"
  i've seen each "amazing race" and "without a trace"
  but i only watched "will and grace" one time one day
  wished i hadn't cause tivo now thinks i'm gay
  
  oh, and "fear factor" i watched maybe a half hour
  after that felt like i needed a long shower
  network execs with naked ambition
  "next week on fox - watch lions eat christians!"
  
  like to tie up those programming planners
  make'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "scanners"
  leech-covered grub-eating fools on "survivor"
  look, there's james lipton discussing the oeuvre of mr. rob schneider
  
  and there's gilligan and spongebob, plus there's macgyver
  and jay leno has got madonna and hey, there's luke perry
  and a special all pig-latin episode of "drew carey"
  
  wanna turn on et cause i'm a gossip freak
  and i gotta know who j. lo is marryin' this week
  a 30 second spot, then we come back to "are you hot?"
  i was planning on recording "the sopranos". i forgot!
  i love shows with or without a plot
  i stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
  because i only have got
  one brain to rot
  i'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot
  
  "you're gonna lose your mind watching tv"
  they told me, they'd scold me
  but i still tune into every show (show)
  my cable's gets c-span, tv-land, and hbo
  the sci-fi channel and amc and lifetime (yo!)
  
  "you're gonna lose your mind watching tv"
  they told me, cajoled me,
  "turn off that oprah winfrey show!" (no!)
  i got it on c-span, tv land and hbo
  the learning channel and mtv and lifetime (yo!)
  
  you can watch anything you want to, man.
• surekli oturan, tembel kişilere soylenen ingilizce bir söz. lisede okudugumuz kitaptaki konu başlığı, kocaman bir patates koltuğa oturmus elinde bir sürü yiyecek televizyon izliyor tabi her tarafı filizlenmiş bir durumda. super eğlenceli bir konuydu.