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  • george bushun baskan yardimcisi. salakligiyla ve spell edememesiyle taninir.
  • spell edememenin krali. bu ozelligini spesifik bir sekilde orneklendirmek gerekirse, kendisinden pek de daha akilli olmayan baskani george w bush ile yaptiklari bir anaokul/ilkokul gezisinde, sirinlik olsun diye cocuklarla yazi yazip resim yapan dan quayle, bes-alti yasindaki veletlerden birinin patates kelimesini potato diye spell etmesi uzerine cocukcaginizin ustune yurumus, "hayir oglum potato degil potatoe olacak bunun dogrusu" diye yavrumuzun aklini karismistir. bizim ufaklik inatci cikip hayir baskanim oyle degil boyle diye quayle ile kavgaya girisince etraftakiler olaya el atip, koca baskan yardimcisi quayle'in sadece dunyanin en basit kelimesinin spelling'ini bilmemesiyle kalmayip, cahilligiyle gencecik beyinlerin aklini karistirdigi icin baskan yardimcisini olay yerinden hemen uzaklastirmislardir.

    eh tabi liberaller hic bu ellerine gecen firsati birakirlar mi, aylarca espri konusu olmustur quayle'imizin cahilligi, the new yorker'larda karikaturleri suslemekten, akademik ortamlarda yanlis spelling yapmanin "ah pardon quayle'lik yaptim yanlislikla" diye bir jargonla anilmasina bile yol acmistir.
  • -"people that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

    -"we have a firm commitment to nato, we are a *part* of nato. we have a firm commitment to europe. we are a *part* of europe."

    -"hawaii is a unique state. it is a small state. it is a state that is by itself. it is a --it is different from the other 49 states. well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."

    -"the holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. i mean in this century's history. but we all lived in this century. i didn't live in this century."

    -"if you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. but if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."

    -"illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

    -"it is wonderful to be here in the great state of chicago"

    -"it's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

    -"what a waste it is to lose one's mind. or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. how true that is."

    -"it isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

    -"we are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

    -"if we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

    -"it isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

    -"i love california, i practically grew up in phoenix."

    gibi müthiş(!!!!!) sözlere sahip former u.s. vice-president
  • civilization 4'te en kötü leader ranke sahip olan oyuncu için kullanılan sıfat.
  • civ 4'de beceriksizliğinizi gözünüze gözünüze sokan lider.mnkdmn.
  • baba bush'un zamanindaki futursuz secim kampanyasinda genc jenerasyona hitap etsin diye kadrosuna ekledigi adamdir bu. hockey mom'ci sarah palin'in degisik bir versiyonu gibi dusunebiliriz yani kendisini. zamanindaki vice presidential debate'de gencliginden dogan tecrubesizligini savunurken jfk ornegini vermesi uzerine meshur "senator you are no jack kennedy" repligiyle maymun edilen sahis da bizzat kendisidir. ayrica john mccain (o zamanlar senator olan bildigimiz john mccain) kendisi icin "i can't believe a guy that handsome wouldn't have some impact" demistir ki kaya cilingiroglu tipindeki insanlarin dunyanin her yerinde anlasilmaz bir sekilde prim yaptigini cikarabiliriz sanirim bu cumleden.
  • aldigi meshur ayar suradan izlenebilir:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrcwbffrpny
  • amerika'nin tansu ciller'i.