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  • bir urunun orasinda burasinda yazar ve "elinizdeki $ey aniden infilak eder de gozleriniz burun deliklerinizden akarsa firmamiz bundan hic bir sorumluluk kabul etmez" tarzi legal yazilardir.. amerika'da yasalar cillop gibi i$lediginden en ufak $eyde yerde bir disclaimer gorebilirsiniz.. genelde buyuk harflerle "this product is provided as is and microsoft will not be liable for bik bik" diye laflarla ba$lar..
  • (bkz: copyright)
  • çamaşır makinesi aldığınızda 'kedinizi makinede yıkamayınız, hadi yıkadınız bari fırında kurutmayınız valla sorumluluk bizden gider' gibi önemli hayat derslerinin bulunduğu cümleler grubu.
  • hiç bir zaman okumadığım, ama bir gün biryerimde patlayabileceğini bildiğim ve bundan sonra daha dikkatli olacağım gereksiz yazılar.
  • (bkz: feragatname)
  • emaillerin sonlarında bulunan "bu elektronik posta ve onunla iletilen bütün dosyalar sadece göndericisi tarafından alması amaçlanan yetkili gerçek ya da tüzel kişinin kullanımı içindir. eğer söz konusu yetkili alıcı değilseniz bu elektronik postanın içeriğini açıklamanız, kopyalamanız, yönlendirmeniz ve kullanmanız kesinlikle yasaktır ve bu elektronik postayı derhal silmeniz gerekmektedir..." şeklinde devam eden sıkıcı ve mesaj kaygılı entry tadında metinlerdir.

    şimdiye kadar gördüğüm en eğlenceli disclaimer ise şöyle:

    disclaimer

    this article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; you may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; article is provided ''as is'' without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity article; no shoes, no shirt, no service; quantities are limited while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; 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  • eksi sozluk icin "bu sitede yazilanlarin hicbiri dogru degildir. 18 ya$in altindakilerin kullanmasi hukuken sakincali olabilir (zaten o ya$ta ne i$iniz var internette sitede cikin, gezin, gezdirin). yazarlar ek$i sozluk'e yazdiklari entry'lerin telif haklarini michael jackson'a devretmi$ sayilirlar. sitede yazilanlari kaynak belirtmeden word'e aktarip "fw: turk astronot ve houston! cok komikkkk!" diye arkada$larina yollayan pespayedir, hemzemindir, hincaldir,uluctur. hukuki gereklilikler haricinde yazarlarin kimlik bilgileri saklidir. sadece arada yoneticiler tarafindan onemli bir gerekceyle incelenip "tuh erkekmi$" denebilir. bir gun kapimiza biri gelirse "kim lan bunlar" diye "bi sn du$tayim" denir mutfak penceresinden kacilir." ifadesidir.
    kendisi; yazar, okur ve duyar ve mail okurlarin cok iyi bildigi geyiklerden geyiklere surukleyen ifadenin yenilenmisidir.
    (bkz: abi buyur hepsi emaili kayitli as kes)
    (bkz: dombilidir taocudur)
  • the offspring grubunun ixnay on the hombre isimli albümünün giriş parçası.
    ilginç bir not olarak: bizzat jello biafra tarafından söylenmiştir.

    ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the disclaimer
    that's right, the disclaimer

    this american apple pie institution known as parental discretion
    will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
    from the lyrics that might actually make you think
    and will also insult your intelligence at the same time

    so protect your family
    this album contains explicit depictions of things which are real
    these real things are commonly known as life
    so, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously
    if it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all
    and if it offends you, just don't listen to it