chuck norris facts

• - chuck norris wasn't born, he decided to start living.
  
  - chuck norris' ipod came with a real charger instead of just a usb cord.
  
  - when chuck norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
  
  - chuck norris can get 27.000.000 hits on youtube without posting a video.
  
  - chuck norris sent jesus a birthday card on december 25th and it wasn't jesus' birthday. jesus was too scared to correct chuck norris and to this day december 25th is known as jesus' birthday.