dogbert

• verdiği mükemmel seminerleri da ayrıca hatırlamak gerekir:
  
  "welcome to dogbert's anger management seminar. my goal is to transform you from angry nuts into angry nuts who have paid me."
  
  "asok: i'm going to a seminar that will teach me how to make a million dollars.
  
  alice: it's a scam.
  
  asok: how could you know that? i haven't even told you the name of the seminar! you can't be sure it is a scam if you know none of the details. you just want to crush my hopes so i become like you. but it won't work because i have dreams! i won't be a bitter and broken cynic like you two! i'll have the last laugh after i pay my nominal fee and learn how to "turn a hundred dollars into a million."
  
  dogbert: invest $100 at 5% interest and wait 190 years. thanks for coming."