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  • bill hicks'in olmeden once yaptigi son turnesinde (hani su kanserli oldugunu bildigi ama kimseye soylemedigi) cok agir giristigi adam.

    "speaking of satan…i was listening to rush limbaugh the other day *pause for cheering, clapping, and a boo* didn’t rush limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes in lay a tub while other men pee on him? doesn’t he? am i the only one?

    can’t you see his fat body in a tub while reagan, quayle, and bush just *hicks making peeing noises*, just stand around pissin’ on him, his little piggly wiggly dick can’t get hard?

    *hicks as rush limbaugh*: “uhh! i can’t get hard! reagan, pee in my mouth!”

    *doing a reagan impersonation with the emphasis on the "well" like rich little and johnny carson used to do*: “well, how’s that, rush?”

    still can’t get hard, so they call in barbara bush; she takes her pearls off, puts them up his ass, then squats over him, undoes her girdle, her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfolds halfway down to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum,

    *as barbara* “uhhhnn! uhhhnn! uhhhhhhhnn!”

    she squeezes out a link into his mouth–finally his dick gets half hard.

    *as rush in horrid, groaning ecstasy* “uhhhh-ohhhohhh!”

    a little clear bubble forms on the end, with a maggot inside, the maggot pops the bubble, runs off and joins a pro-life group somewhere– am i the only one who sees that, or…i’m not? oh. thank god i’m not alone. thank god i had the insight to notice rush limbaugh is a scat-muncher. he munches scaaat.

    *bill hicks chuckles.*

    *bill in a voice i assume is speaking for the thoughts of the audience*: “jesus, bill!”

    i’m so proud of that little dark poetry there. it started i came up with the word “scat-muncher” it went from there and i just immediately thought of rush."
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