george carlin

• her şovu güzel de "homelessness and golf"(evsizlik ve golf) ayrı bir şaheser. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=absrcjg-vlk
  
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  i've solved this problem. i know where we can build housing for the homeless. golf courses! just what we need! plenty of good land. in nice neighbourhoods. lands that are currently being wasten by a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well to do male businessmen who use to game to get together to make deals, to carve this country up a little finer among themselves. i'm getting tired of these golfing cock suckers! in their green pants and their yellow pants and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts. it's time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to homeless. golf is an arrogant, elitist game and takes up entirely too much room in this country...
  
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  evsiz halkın golf sahalarını, efenime söyleyeyim hilton oteli'ni, efenime söyleyeyim kemerburgaz'daki siteleri falan işgal edeceği o büyük günün görkeminde türkü söylerken carlin'i de anacağız inşallah, maşallah.