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    i will not waste chalk.
    i will not skateboard in the halls.
    i will not burp in class.
    i will not instigate revolution.
    i will not draw naked ladies in class.
    i will not see elvis.
    i will not call my teacher "hot cakes".
    garlic gum is not funny.
    they are laughing at me, not with me.
    i will not yell "fire!" in a crowded classroom.
    i will not encourage others to fly.
    tar is not a plaything.
    i will not xerox my butt.
    i will not trade pants with others.
    i am not 32-year-old woman.
    i will not do that thing with my tongue.
    i will not drive the principal's car.
    i will not pledge allegiance to bart.
    i will not sell school property.
    i will not cut corners.
    i will not get very far with this attitude.
    i will not make flatulent noises in class.
    i will not belch national anthem.
    i will not sell land in florida.
    i will not grease the monkey bars.
    i will not hide behind the fifth amendment.
    i will not do anything bad ever again.
    i will not show off.
    i will not sleep over my education.
    i am not a dentist.
    spitwads are not free speech.
    nobody likes sunburn slappers.
    high explosive and school don't mix.
    i will not squeak chalk.
    i will finish what i sta
    "bart bucks" are not legal tender.
    underwear should be worn on the inside.
    the christmas pageant does not stink.
    i will not torment the emotionally frail.
    i will not carve gods.
    i will not spank others.
    i will not aim for the head.
    i will not barf unless i'm sick.
    i saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
    i will not conduct my own firedrills.
    funny noises are not funny.
    i will not spin the turtle.
    i will not snap bras.
    i will not fake seizures.
    this punishment is not boring and pointless.
    my names is not dr. death.
    i will not defame new orleans.
    i will not bury the new kid.
    i will not teach others to fly.
    i will not bring sheep to class.
    a burp is not an answer.
    teacher is not a leper.
    coffee is not a drink for kids.
    i will not eat things for money.
    i will not yell "she's dead!" during roll call.
    the principal's toupee is not a frisbee.
    i will not call the principal "spud head".
    goldfish don't bounce.
    mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
    no one is interested in my underpants.
    i will not sell miracle cures.
    i will return the seeing eye dog.
    i do not have diplomatic immunity.
    i will not charge admission to the bathroom.
    i will never win an emmy.
    the cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
    all work and no play makes bart a dull boy.
    i will not say springfield just get applause.
    i am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
    my homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
    i will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
    i am not delightfully saucy.
    organ transplants are best left to the professionals.
    the pledge of allegiance does not end with "hail satan!".
    i will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
    there are plenty of business like show business.
    i will not re-transmit without the express written permission of major league baseball.
    five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
    beans are neither fruit nor musical.
    no one is interested in my underpants.
    i will not use abbrev.
    i am not the reincarnation or sammy davis, jr.
    i will not send lard through the mail.
    i will not dissect things unless instructed.
    my homework was not stolen by one-armed man.
    ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough.
    adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal.
    "bagman" is not a legitimate career choice.
    cursive writing does not mean what i think does cursive writing does not mean what i think does ...
    next time it could be me on the scaffolding.
    i will not hang donuts on my person.
    i will remember to take my madication.
    i will not strut around like i own the place.
    the good humor man can only be pushed so far.
    i do not have power attorney over first graders.
    nerve gas is not a toy.
    i will not mock mrs. dumbface.
    the first amendment does not cover burping.
    this is not a clue ...or is it?
    i will not complain about the solution when i head it.
    "bewitched" does not promote satanism.
    i am not a lean mean spitting machine.
    no one wants to hear from my armpits.
    the boys room is not a waterpark.
    indians burns are not our cultural heritage.
    wedgies are unhealty for children and other living things.
    i will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist.
    i am not certified to remove asbestos.
    i did not learn everything i need to know in kindergarten.
    the truth is not out there.
    i am not licensed to do anything.
    i will not hied the teacher's prozac.
    a fire drill does not demand a fire.

    ps: copy-paste değildir.
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