amy schumer

• 1981 doğumlu amerikalı komedyen.
  
  roast of charlie sheen'in patrice o'neal'la birlikte en başarılısı ve açık ara en acımasızıydı.
  
  gösterisinden bi kaç satır düşeyim dedim:
  
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  seth macfarlane kendisini şöyle takdim etti:
  
  "what can i say about amy schumer?i actually mean that sincerely,i've never heard of this woman...please get ready for the comedy stylings of the fourth runner up of the fifth season of last comic standing...amy schumer...."
  
  sahneye çıkar çıkmaz boks efsanesi mike tyson'a saldırdı:
  
  "wasn't he great up here?no,i'm asking,i couldn't understand a fucking word he said...
  ...mike,here's something you'll never hear;'great tattoo'!!you have a slutty lower back tattoo on your face.men don't know wheter to be scared of it or to finish on it.."
  
  sonra mike'ın suratından bahsederken patrice o'neal'a geçti:
  
  "look at that face^*,it's so dark and wrinkly and constantly getting pounded,it's like patrice's grandmother's asshole after a gospel brunch..(patrice'e geçmiştir artık)i'm just assuming she raised you...patrice o'neal is one of my favourite comics.patrice's always been destined for stardom and diabetes..so tonight is not just the roast of charlie sheen,it's also a farewell party for patrice's foot...."
  
  anthony jeselnik'e geçer:
  
  "anthony what's your last name?van der slut?you have all the likeability of a hitler youth...(arada anthony nazi selamı çakmayı ihmal etmez)..look at you..."
  
  kate walsh ve william shatner'a:
  
  "speaking of kate walsh,kate,to some people grey's anatomy is more than a tv show...
  in fact,grey's anatomy is what william shatner calls his balls..."
  
  steve-o'nun ağzına öyle böyle sıçmaz:
  
  "steve-o,great try...truely i am,no jokes,sorry for loss of your friend ryan dunn..i know you must have been thinking 'it could have been me',and i know we were all thinking 'why wasn't it??'..(steve-o bu şakaya hiç gülmez)....."
  
  son olarak,günün adamı charlie için:
  
  "charlie,i'm a fan,u're amazing in platoon'^*.your marriage to denise richards was kind of like her vietnam,because she was constantly afraid of being killed by charlie....but there's no deny how famous you are;it was international news when you ruined the lives of those two girls living with you...you know,your daughters...but no,charlie you've got a bad rep^*,you're just like bruce willis,you were big in the 80's and now all your slots are being filled with ashton kutcher...."
  
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