jesus was way cool

• king missile isimli komikli şarkı sözleri yazmaya gönül vermiş grubun bir şarkısı.
  
  "jesus çok havalıydı, suyu şaraba dönüştürürdü, suyun üstünde yürürdü, ne istese yapardı. sonra onu kıskandılar ve öldürdüler. ama o sonra dirilip cennete yükseldi, bu aşırı derecede cool bişey dostum" şeklinde sözleri olan dingin bir şarkı.
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvj-wlacc-e
  
  jesus was way cool
  everybody liked jesus
  everybody wanted to hang out with him
  anything he wanted to do, he did
  he turned water into wine
  and if he wanted to
  he could have turned wheat into marijuana
  or sugar into cocaine
  or vitamin pills into amphetamines
  
  he walked on the water
  and swam on the land
  he would tell these stories
  and people would listen
  he was really cool
  
  if you were blind or lame
  you just went to jesus
  and he would put his hands on you
  and you would be healed
  that's so cool
  
  he could've played guitar better than hendrix
  he could've told the future
  he could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
  he could've scored more goals than wayne gretzky
  he could've danced better than barishnikov
  jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
  jesus was way cool
  
  he told people to eat his body and drink his blood
  that's so cool
  jesus was so cool
  but then some people got jealous of how cool he was
  so they killed him
  but then he rose from the dead
  he rose from the dead, danced around
  then went up to heaven
  i mean, that's so cool
  jesus was way cool
  
  no wonder there are so many christians