adrian cronauer: you know, you're more in need of a blowjob than any other white man in the history of the human race.
[lt. steven hauk uses army jargon to refer to a press conference to be given by former vice-president nixon.]
adrian cronauer: excuse me, sir. seeing as how the v.p. is such a v.i.p., shouldn't we keep the p.c. on the q.t.? 'cause of the leaks to the v.c. he could end up m.i.a., and then we'd all be put out in k.p.
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