bill hicks

• “ı loved when bush came out and said, 'we are losing the war against drugs.'
  
  you know what that implies? there's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.”
  
  “ı can't watch tv longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
  
  “ı never got along with my dad. kids used to come up to me and say, "my dad can beat up your dad." ı'd say yeah? when?”
  
  “ı'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. we're a virus with shoes.”