man of the year

• alice cooper ın eyes of alice cooper albümünün ikinci şarkısı
  
  i wake up every morning, six o'clock, i`m right on time
  i eat a low fat breakfast, i tie a perfect tie
  i kiss the wife, i hug the kids, i pat the dogs and cats
  i never lose anything, my car keys or my hat
  
  'cause i`m the man of the year
  i`m the man of the year
  
  i never cheat at finals, or miss a day at school
  my urine tests are perfect, my prostate is a jewel
  
  'cause i`m the man of the year
  i`m the man of the year
  'cause i`m the man of the year
  i`m never, ever jealous
  never, ever cruel
  i`m a graduate of harvard
  where i never broke the rules
  
  the queen made me a knight
  the pope made me a saint
  the president plays golf with me
  i make madonna faint
  
  so why am i so lonely
  depressed and in despair
  if i pull this trigger in my mouth will anybody care
  
  it was the greatest funeral, i laid in perfect state
  and later i will meet the lord, i bet he just can`t wait
  
  to meet the man of the year
  i`m the man of the year
  stand in line to meet the man
  im the man, im the man, i`m the man