hu jintao

• george bush - condi! nice to see you. what's happening?
  condoleezza rice - sir, i have the report here about the new leader of china.
  george - great. lay it on me.
  condi - hu is the new leader of china.
  george - that's what i want to know.
  condi - that's what i'm telling you.
  george - that's what i'm asking you. who is the new leader of china?
  condi - yes.
  george - i mean the fellow's name.
  condi - hu.
  george - the guy in china.
  condi - hu.
  george - the new leader of china.
  condi - hu.
  george - the chinaman!
  condi - hu is leading china.
  george - now whaddya' asking me for?
  condi - i'm telling you hu is leading china.
  george - well, i'm asking you. who is leading china?
  condi - that's the man's name.
  george - that's who's name?
  condi - yes.
  george - will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of china?
  condi - yes, sir.
  george - yassir? yassir arafat is in china? i thought he was in the middle east.
  condi - that's correct.
  george - then who is in china?
  condi - yes, sir.
  george - yassir is in china?
  condi - no, sir.
  george - then who is?
  condi - yes, sir.
  george - yassir?
  condi - no, sir.
  george - look, condi. i need to know the name of the new leader of china. get me the secretary general of the u.n. on the phone.
  condi - kofi?
  george - no, thanks.
  condi - you want kofi?
  george - no.
  condi - you don't want kofi.
  george - no. but now that you mention it, i could use a glass of milk. and then get me the u.n.
  condi - yes, sir.
  george - not yassir! the guy at the u.n.
  condi - kofi?
  george - milk! will you please make the call?
  condi - and call who?
  george - who is the guy at the u.n?
  condi - hu is the guy in china.
  george - will you stay out of china?!
  condi - yes, sir.
  george - and stay out of the middle east! just get me the guy at the u.n.
  condi - kofi.
  george - all right! with cream and two sugars. now get on the phone.
  
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