freakazoid

• super-teen extraordinaire
  freakazoid! freakazoid!
  runs around in underwear
  freakazoid! freakazoid!
  
  rescues washington d.c.
  freakazoid! freakazoid!
  unless something better's on tv
  freakazoid! freakazoid!
  
  his brain's overloading
  it has a chocolate coating
  textbook case for sigmund freud
  freakazoid! freakazoid!
  
  check out dexter douglas
  nerd computer ace
  went surfing on the internet
  and was zapped to cyberspace
  
  he turned into the freakazoid
  he's strong and super-quick
  he drives the villains crazy
  'cause he's a lunatic
  
  his home base is the freakalair
  freakazoid! fricassee!
  floyd the barber cuts his hair
  freakazoid! chimpanzee!
  
  rides around in the freakmobile
  freakazoid! freakazoo!
  hopes to make a movie deal
  freaka me! freaka you!
  
  he's here to save the nation
  so stay tuned to this station
  if not, we'll be unemployed
  freakazoid! freakazoid!
  freakazoid!!!