respect my authority

• stans dad: uh... yes officer?
  
  cartman: its 40 mile's per hour back there, do you no what the speed limit is?
  
  stans dad: well acording to that sign right there its 40 mile's per hour.
  
  cartman: step out of the car please sir.
  
  stans dad: what a second, arnt you stans little friend.
  
  cartman: sir step out of the car.
  
  stans dad: yer, your theone who always plugs up the toilet at our house.
  
  cartman: ay! i am a cop and you respect my authority!!!!
  
  stans dad: yer right, you better get back to school little boy.
  
  cartman pulls out baton & hits him with it.
  
  stans dad: ow!
  
  cartman: get your ass in jail!
  
  stans dad: ow, what the hell are you doing, you cant do that! ow!