fuck yourself

• steve vainin flexable leftovers albumunun ilk parçası.
  
  fuck yourself with a rubber hose
  stick it in your mouth and down your throat
  up your nose and in your heinie hole
  i don't care where it goes
  and it don't matter if you're straight or gay
  you should fuck yourself anyway
  now, you don't have to listen to a word i say
  but i know you, you'll be humpin' away
  fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
  if you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
  stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
  everyone will know you've been to this show
  if you can't take, eat my stool
  masturbate with some crazy glue
  i don't care what you do
  fock yourself with a garden tool
  fuck yourself with politics
  ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
  i mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
  it's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long
  fuck yourself with the world wide web
  man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
  you may even meet a tom, dick, jane or billy
  then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
  fuck yourself with your heart and soul
  give it everything you got, hey i'm talkin' to you
  if you can't even fuck yourself,
  how ya gonna fuck somebody else?
  fuck yourself with my microphone
  i'll give it to you later when we're all alone
  we can turn it up loud
  and see if you come, but
  don't get your jizz on my microphone
  fuck yourself with organized religion
  now that is some seriously sinnin' business
  if the lord sees their pathetic crimes
  he'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
  and can someone explain to me this racist crap
  i know it isn't white, but it isn't black
  and to all you people who only see things your way
  well, you can suck my dick and take all day
  fuck your nose with a pound of blow
  watch your money get up and go
  but when you burnt your brain and you say
  i don't know!
  i hate to tell you but i told you so
  fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
  i mean, stuff those albums in your groin
  they come down on me because i know how to play -
  hey... fuck you!
  fuck yourself with a copy of rolling stone
  or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
  now those people think they're holier than moses
  but aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
  fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
  i won't tell, i ain't a stooly
  if you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
  your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
  fuck yourself with the latest fashion
  with your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
  and if you happen to have some leather and lace
  fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
  fuck yourself with your income tax
  they're fucking you and that's a fact
  before you know it your money's all spent
  and you've just been fucked by the government
  fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
  you're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
  i have been so fucked by legal bills
  that my asshole is the size of beverly hills
  fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
  with your minks and your diamonds and your irish setter
  with your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
  just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
  those of you who enjoy this song
  thank you thank you, i love you
  let's get it on
  but for those of you who are totally outraged
  fuck yourself with your face
• (bkz: go fuck yourself)
• eng. kendini sik, kendini becer, kendini duz, kendini gebert veya kotu bisey yap vs vs vs
• bu şarkının frank zappa coverı da vardır..güzel değildir..steve vai döver kanımca..
• tahminimce bu aralar kafamdan gecenlerin tamamini bir arada dile getirmeyi becermis tek sarkidir dunya yuzunde. ziyadesi ile basarili.
• birilerine sinir olunca aklımdan geçen şarkı.
• sarkı iki kısımdan olusur 4dk insanın kufrettigi ve de 4 dk gitarın kufrettigi kısım diye ozetlenebilir.
• parçanın albümdeki ismi "#?@! yourself" şeklindedir.
• bir hatuna da yakışıyormuş bunu söylemek.^*
• steve vai'nin 1998'de yayımlanan flexable leftovers albümündeki şarkıdır, frank zappa ise 1993'te ölmüştür. coverdan ziyade bu şarkıyı frank zappa'nın söylediğini iddia edenler vardır, youtube'deki bazı videoların ve internette dolaşan mp3lerin artist kısmında frank zappa yazılıdır. bu şarkı zappa'nın steve vai üzerindeki etkisini gösterir ki bu çok normaldir. lakin dediğim gibi şarkı zappa öldükten sonra çıkmıştır, ben albümdekinden başka bir versiyonuna rastlamadım. daha önce bu şarkı bestelenmiş olsa bile şu sözler 1993'ten önce yazılmış mıdır pek emin değilim:
  
  "fuck yourself with the world wide web
  man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
  you may even meet a tom, dick, jane or billy
  then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly"