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  • the lonely island'ın yine yarım yarım yardığı musiki eseri;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqlihraql7o

    "some credit goes to akon"
  • yanlış anlamadıysam blake lively oynamakta bu klipte. kendisini daha sık görmek istiyoruz bu tip şeylerde * bir jizz in my pants olamadı ama i'm on a boat hissiyatı yaşıyordum dinlediğimden beri. güzel olmuş güzel.
  • klipte jessica alba var lan! hatta bir yerde penisinin olduğunu söylüyor haha
  • (bkz: good for you)
  • sözlerini de yazayım dur.

    sometimes (oh-oh-ohhh)
    something beautiful happens in this world (akon!)
    you don’t know how to express yourself, so (and lonely island!)
    you just gotta sing

    i just had sex (ay)
    and it felt so good (felt so good)
    a woman let me put my penis inside of her (her)
    i just had se-ay-ee-ex
    and i’ll never go back (never go back)
    to the not-havin’-sex ways of the past

    have you ever had sex? i have, it felt great (yeah)
    it felt so good when i did it with my penis (yeah)
    a girl let me do it, it literally just happened
    having sex should make a nice man out the meanest

    never guess where i just came from, i had sex
    if i had to describe the feelin’, it was the best
    when i had the sex, man, my penis felt great
    and i called my parents right after i was done

    oh, hey, didn’t see you there, guess what i just did?
    had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
    (was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
    nice of any girl ever (now sing)

    i just had sex (ay)
    and it felt so good (felt so good)
    a woman let me put my penis inside of her (her)
    i wanna tell the world

    to be honest, i’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
    (doesn’t really make sense) but man, screw it
    (i ain’t one to argue with a good thing) she could be my wife!
    (that good?) the best thirty seconds of my life

    i’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
    ‘cause honestly, i’d have sex with a pile of manure
    with that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin’ girl’s better
    plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters

    so this one’s dedicated to them girls
    that let us flop around on top of them
    if you’re near or far, whether short or tall
    we wanna thank you all for lettin’ us fuck you

    she kept lookin’ at her watch (doesn’t matter, had sex!)
    but i cried the whole time (doesn’t matter, had sex!)
    i think she might’ve been a racist (doesn’t matter, had sex!)
    she put a bag on my head (still counts!)

    i just had sex (ay)
    and my dreams came true (dreams came true)
    so if you had sex in the last thirty minutes
    then you qualified to sing with me

    i just had se-e-ex (everybody sing!)
    and it felt so good (we all had sex!)
    a woman let me put my penis inside of her
    i just had se-ay-ee-ex (i just had sex)
    and i’ll never go back (never go back)
    to the not-havin’-sex ways of the past
  • youtube'da şöyle bir saçmalığa da tanık olmamı sağlayan şaheser. http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3369/samalk.jpg
  • aklıma bir zamanlar internette gördüğüm şu videoyu getiren sözcük öbeği:

    (bkz: everyone else has had more sex than me)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywnve37bgve
  • şarkıdaki kese kağıdına yapılan göndermeyi unutmamak lazım. :)
  • "milli" marş.
    (bkz: seviştiğini duyurma merakı)