doktor: i'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
hasta: what do you mean, 10? 10 what? 10 months?
hasta: 10 weeks?!
hasta. oh shit...
- you're telling me that ı'm losing my job because donald trump won the election? why, because ı'm black?!
+ mister president, we've been over this...
an arabian guy at the aeroport:
- ahmed al-rhazib.
- three to five times a week.
- no, no… i mean male or female?
- male, female, sometimes camel.
- holy cow!
- yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- but isn’t that hostile?
- horse style, doggy style, any style!
- oh dear!
- no, no! deer run too fast.
"here i sit
came to shit
but only farted"
(bkz: go to power)
q: what is the difference between mosquito and blonde?
a: when you smack mosquito, it stops sucking...
-hello. who are you?
(bkz: komikti bence)
- what's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
+ one is a goodyear and the other is a fucking excellent year!
- why can't a bicycle stand up on its own ?
+ because it's two-tired