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  • doktor: i'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
    hasta: what do you mean, 10? 10 what? 10 months?
    doktor: nine.
    hasta: 10 weeks?!
    doktor: eight.
    hasta. oh shit...
    doktor: seven.
  • - you're telling me that ı'm losing my job because donald trump won the election? why, because ı'm black?!

    + mister president, we've been over this...
  • an arabian guy at the aeroport:
    - name?
    - ahmed al-rhazib.
    - sex?
    - three to five times a week.
    - no, no… i mean male or female?
    - male, female, sometimes camel.
    - holy cow!
    - yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
    - but isn’t that hostile?
    - horse style, doggy style, any style!
    - oh dear!
    - no, no! deer run too fast.

    (bkz: #17994899)
  • "here i sit
    broken hearted
    came to shit
    but only farted"
  • (bkz: go to power)
  • -hello!
    -hello. who are you?

    (bkz: komikti bence)
  • q: what is the difference between mosquito and blonde?

    a: when you smack mosquito, it stops sucking...
  • - what's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
    + one is a goodyear and the other is a fucking excellent year!
  • - why can't a bicycle stand up on its own ?
    + because it's two-tired
  • daha önce başka bir başlıkta gördüğüm bir espri buna örnektir;

    british said to ındians we fucked your country for 50 years . ındians said we fucked your language forever !! (ikinci cümleyi hintli aksanıyla okuyunca daha da komik oluyor )