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  • king missile isimli komikli şarkı sözleri yazmaya gönül vermiş grubun bir şarkısı.

    "jesus çok havalıydı, suyu şaraba dönüştürürdü, suyun üstünde yürürdü, ne istese yapardı. sonra onu kıskandılar ve öldürdüler. ama o sonra dirilip cennete yükseldi, bu aşırı derecede cool bişey dostum" şeklinde sözleri olan dingin bir şarkı.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvj-wlacc-e

    jesus was way cool
    everybody liked jesus
    everybody wanted to hang out with him
    anything he wanted to do, he did
    he turned water into wine
    and if he wanted to
    he could have turned wheat into marijuana
    or sugar into cocaine
    or vitamin pills into amphetamines

    he walked on the water
    and swam on the land
    he would tell these stories
    and people would listen
    he was really cool

    if you were blind or lame
    you just went to jesus
    and he would put his hands on you
    and you would be healed
    that's so cool

    he could've played guitar better than hendrix
    he could've told the future
    he could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
    he could've scored more goals than wayne gretzky
    he could've danced better than barishnikov
    jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
    jesus was way cool

    he told people to eat his body and drink his blood
    that's so cool
    jesus was so cool
    but then some people got jealous of how cool he was
    so they killed him
    but then he rose from the dead
    he rose from the dead, danced around
    then went up to heaven
    i mean, that's so cool
    jesus was way cool

    no wonder there are so many christians