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  • söyle: knock 'em out, bir adet lily allen sarkisidir kendisi.
    ritmi harika, sözleri pek eglenceli - gece cikinca sirnasan tiplerle ugrasmaktan bahseder ve onlari bastan savmak icin bulunan bahanelerden ("actually yeah i'm pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months" ve hatta "i've got herpes, err no i've got syphilis..."); hani insan bazen küfür etmek ister ya, icinden "bi s....r git kardesim yaa benim ne isim olcak senle" der, ama yine de nazik olmak icin "eee, sey, hayir tanismak istemiyorum" gibi cümlelerle idare etmeye calisir, ayh, toparlayamadim, siz sarki sözlerini okuyun, sarkiyi dinleyin en iyisi. buyrun:

    ***
    alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone.
    you're just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue,
    they're like,
    "alright"
    he's saying,
    "yeah can i take your digits?"
    and you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty
    please leave me alone."

    cut to the pub on a lads night out,
    man at the bar cos it was his shout,
    clocks this bird and she looks ok,
    caught him looking and she walks his way,
    "alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then?"
    "err no, but i was thinking of buying one for your friend..."

    she's got no taste hand on his waste, tries to pull away but her lips on his face,
    "if you insist i'll have a white wine spritzer"
    "sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture."

    chorus
    can't knock em out, can't walk away,
    try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
    just get out my face, just leave me alone,
    and no you cant have me number,
    "why?"
    because i've lost my phone.

    oh yeah, actually yeah i'm pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no, and yeah, yeah...

    "i recognise this guy..."
    that's what she's thinking,
    as he comes over her heart starts sinking,
    she's like,
    "oh here we go.."
    it's a routine check that she already knows, she's thinking they're all the same.

    "yeah you alright baby? you look alright still, yeah what's your name?"
    she looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away from the guy on a blag, can't find a light,
    "use mine"
    "you see the thing is i really don't have the time."

    chorus

    go away now, let me go,
    are you stupid? or just a little slow?
    go away now i've made myself clear,
    nah it's not gonna happen,
    not in a a million years,

    chorus x2

    nah i've gotta go cos my house is on fire,
    i've got herpes, err no i've got syphilis...
    ***
  • album cikmadan piyasaya dusen versiyonunun sonunda "no no i've got aids" ve "i forgot my vagisil" gibi bahaneleri de vardir hanim kizimizin. super bir sarki.
  • bu sarkida lily allen kizimizin ingiliz aksaniyla not'un t'sini yutarak bir not in a million years deyişi vardır ki böyle yirim seni kız diyesiniz gelir.
  • kaplan & jon mojo & kezzo'nun, dmc etiketiyle yayınlanan “battle axe, vol. 2 20. yıl” albümünde yer alan bir parça.

    söz: orhan alver, jan markowski, hüsnü doğan
    müzik: sercan sınanmış
    düzenleme: orhan alver

    cevat şeylan imzalı klibi buradan izlemek mümkün.