4 mart 2006'da saturday night live
'da yayınlanmış snl digital short
'lardan biridir, candır..
bu müzikal parodide; natalie portman
kişisi genel yaşamı üzerine yapılan bir röportajda,
gerçekteki portresini açık saçık bir rap müzikle tiye almaktadır.
"natalie portman is interviewed about her life and responds with a rap proving she is a "badass bitch", poking fun at her clean and intellectual image. she slaps seth meyers and throws a chair at parnell. samberg appears as flavor flav. music produced by jorma taccone and asa taccone, and mixed by ben lovett." (bkz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/snl_digital_short
cp = chris parnell
np = natalie portman
sm = seth meyers
as = andy samberg
cp: we're sitting here today with film star natalie portman.
cp: so, natalie, what's the day in life of natalie portman like?
np: do you really wanna know?
cp: please, tell us..
i don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and durban
doin' one twenty gettin' head while i'm swervin'
sm: damn natalie you a crazy chick
np: yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
i bust in dudes' mouth like gushers motherfucker
roll up on nbc and smack the shit outta jeff zucker
"what you want natalie?" to drink and fight!
"what you need natalie?" to fuck all night!
don't test when i'm crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat, till you shit in my shoe
leave you screamin', pay for my dry cleanin'
fuck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'
cp: i'm sorry natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
np: i never said i was a role model.
cp: but, what about the kids that look up to you? do you have a message for them?
all the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
it's portman motherfucker, drink till i'm sick
slit your throat, and poor nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry, while i laugh you die
and all the dudes, you know i'm talkin to you
"we love you natalie!", i wanna fuck you too
"p", is for portman! "p", is for pussy!
i'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun so don't push me
cp: wow! natalie.. i'm surprised; all this from a harvard graduate.
np: well there's a lot you may not know about me.
cp: really? such as?
when i was in harvard, i smoked weed every day
i cheated every test, and snorted all the yay
i gotta a def posse, you gotta buncha' dudes
i sit right down on your face, and take a shit
as: natalie, you are a bad ass bitch
np: hell yeah!
as: and i always pay for your dry cleanin', when my shit gets in your shoe
as: and as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
my dick is scared of you, girl..
cp: okie-doke.. natalie, one final question;
if you could steal a smooch from any guy in hollywood,
who would it– (portman throws chair at parnell)
np: no more questions!