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  • 4 mart 2006'da saturday night live'da yayınlanmış snl digital short'lardan biridir, candır..
    bu müzikal parodide; natalie portman kişisi genel yaşamı üzerine yapılan bir röportajda,
    gerçekteki portresini açık saçık bir rap müzikle tiye almaktadır.

    "natalie portman is interviewed about her life and responds with a rap proving she is a "badass bitch", poking fun at her clean and intellectual image. she slaps seth meyers and throws a chair at parnell. samberg appears as flavor flav. music produced by jorma taccone and asa taccone, and mixed by ben lovett." (bkz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/snl_digital_short)

    natalie raps:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpmpfgbte7q

    explicit lyrics:
    cp = chris parnell
    np = natalie portman
    sm = seth meyers
    as = andy samberg

    cp: we're sitting here today with film star natalie portman.
    np: hello.
    cp: so, natalie, what's the day in life of natalie portman like?
    np: do you really wanna know?
    cp: please, tell us..

    np:
    i don't sleep motherfucker off that yak and durban
    doin' one twenty gettin' head while i'm swervin'

    sm: damn natalie you a crazy chick
    np: yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick

    i bust in dudes' mouth like gushers motherfucker
    roll up on nbc and smack the shit outta jeff zucker

    "what you want natalie?" to drink and fight!
    "what you need natalie?" to fuck all night!

    don't test when i'm crazy on that airplane glue
    put my foot down your throat, till you shit in my shoe
    leave you screamin', pay for my dry cleanin'
    fuck your man, it's my name that he's screamin'

    cp: i'm sorry natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?
    np: i never said i was a role model.
    cp: but, what about the kids that look up to you? do you have a message for them?

    np:
    all the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
    it's portman motherfucker, drink till i'm sick
    slit your throat, and poor nitrous down the hole
    watch you laugh and cry, while i laugh you die

    and all the dudes, you know i'm talkin to you
    "we love you natalie!", i wanna fuck you too
    "p", is for portman! "p", is for pussy!
    i'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun so don't push me

    cp: wow! natalie.. i'm surprised; all this from a harvard graduate.
    np: well there's a lot you may not know about me.
    cp: really? such as?

    np:
    when i was in harvard, i smoked weed every day
    i cheated every test, and snorted all the yay
    i gotta a def posse, you gotta buncha' dudes
    i sit right down on your face, and take a shit

    as: natalie, you are a bad ass bitch
    np: hell yeah!
    as: and i always pay for your dry cleanin', when my shit gets in your shoe
    np: what?!
    as: and as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
    my dick is scared of you, girl..

    cp: okie-doke.. natalie, one final question;
    if you could steal a smooch from any guy in hollywood,
    who would it– (portman throws chair at parnell)
    np: no more questions!
    what!
  • jake gyllenhaal: what song best describes your current state?

    natalie portman: my current state... i’m trying to think of a song that feels like sleepwalking. [laughs] i don’t know. i’ve mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. that’s sort of my scene.

    jake gyllenhaal: your affection for dirty rap is something that people really don’t know about you, which i think is fascinating. you do incredible things for the world, and then you listen to just completely obscene hip-hop music.

    natalie portman: really, really obscene hip-hop. i love it so much. it makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. those are like my two favorite things, so combined... i’ve been listening a lot lately to “wait (the whisper song)” by the ying yang twins, where the lyrics are like, “wait ’til you see my dick”—which is just amazing because it’s whispered. [whispers] “wait ’til you see my dick...” [laughs] crazy. so i just listen to it like i’m a five-year-old, like, “oh my god! i can’t believe he just said that!”

    (bkz: http://www.interviewmagazine.com/…/natalie-portman/)
  • bunun klibinde viking kıyafetleri içinde bir abimiz vardır, epey güldürür. (bkz: natalie you are a bad ass bitch)
  • ikincisi çıkmış. natalie's rap 2

    natalie raps 2 ile sequellere laf etmemek konusunda bizi tehdit ettigi için ve de andy samberg de sayesinde geldiği için " damn natalie you're a crazy chic." diyor ve gidiyorum. dostum parnell sen niye dönmedin? ya da seth meyers sen?