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  • sahne komedyeni rob paravonian'in pachelbel re major kanon uzerine malzemesi. penn state'deki performansi youtube'da baya unlu oldu. bos anima denk gelmis kacirmisim, neyse ki baska youtube junkie'leri* var, birimizden kacan oburunden kacmiyor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdxkvqy7qlm adresinden izlenebilir. (bkz: #10387988)

    sozlerini de yazayim tam olsun: (oha)
    ((buyuk ac tirnak))
    i'm gonna leave you with this little story it's about this little piece of music.
    it's a very popular piece of music i'm sure you all know bouncing the melody right now just...

    (ba badada dadadadadadadadadada
    ba dadada dada...)

    yeah. pachelbel's canon in d. it's a big hit in the classical world and i know this because i'm a geek. i know what you're thinking it's like rob, you can't be a geek. you play guitar you're so cool. okay, you weren't thinking that, but i was.

    um, well i haven't been always this cool because i haven't always played guitar.
    i started out on the cello. yeah, the cello is a wonderful beautiful instrument it's cool being an adult that plays the cello being a kid that played the cello sucked. because there's no way to be cool when your instrument is larger than you. when you walk to the school with the cello you're like a wounded giselle on the serengeti man, the bullies would smell you coming from a mile away.

    "(sniff sniff) ooh i don't know what that thing is but i know i'm gonna break it"

    but i put up with all the abuse because i loved the music that we played. i loved everything we played in the orchestra except this:
    i hate pachelbel's canon in d, with a passion. i hate it so much because the cello part is the worst cello part ever written in the history of cello parts. it's eight quarter-notes that we repeated over and over again they are as follows:

    d a b f# g d g a

    and that's all we got to play. we repeated those eight notes 54 times. i counted. because i had nothing else to do.

    i would sit back and listen that the violins get lovely melodies, the violas would get lovely melodies, the second violins would get lovely melodies which should just never happen. and the cello, we got stuck with eight crappy lousy stinkin' notes. i began to wonder why, why would pachelbel do that to us? such a beautiful instrument. and my theory was, he once dated a cellist. and she dissed him really bad so for the rest of his life he came up with the worst cello parts he could ever think of. it wouldn't be so bad if i didn't hear him everyday. i know what you're thinking, you're thinking "rob, don't listen to classical radio anymore". i, it doesn't matter. pachelbel's following me. it sounds paranoid but he's following you too, you hear him every day. i don't know i went to my step nephew-in-law's 8th grade graduation, and their graduation song was a song by vitamin c? no.

    "as we go on
    we'll remember
    la-dadada dada dadadadadadadadada"

    on the drive home i turned on some classical rock some aerosmith:

    "there was a time
    when i was so broken hearted
    la-dadada dada dadadada"

    so i came home i thought i'd clear my mind with some folk music, no:

    "listen children to my story
    it was written long ago
    abou-dadada dada dadadada"

    they do pachelbel just like everybody does pachelbel just to torment me. i don't even go to taco bell anymore because it sounds too close. i hate pachelbel with a passion i don't even know his first name. it's probably johann. they all named johann*. when you think about it he's the original one hit wonder. he had one hit 300 years ago it's my cross to bear my entire life. where are they now, that's what i wanna know, where are you now, pachelbel? vh1's i love the 1790's -- where is it? if he just stayed away from the music that i love it would be better but he won't. he's shameless he would follow me to the ends of the earth. i went to h.o.r.d.e. festival thinking "no, he couldn't possibly follow me to the h.o.r.d.e. festival" but do you know who's at the horde festival? blues traveller. that means that pachelbel's also at the horde festival.

    "suck it in suck it in suck it in
    you're anne boleyn or rin tin tin
    make a desperate move and you're in
    a-dadada la-dadada dada dadadada"

    so figured i'm gonna listen punk rock for the rest of my life. no dice.

    "do you have the time
    to listen to me whine
    abou-dadada dada dadadada da-dadada dada dadadada"

    you know i'm getting really bored
    because all songs have the same damn chords
    punk music is a joke it's really just baroque
    am i just paranoid?
    na-nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana

    *i wanna push you around
    well i will, i will
    i wanna push you down
    well i will i whoaw
    it's been good living with you
    *and my machine head is better than rest
    and my machine head is better than
    *see the stone set in her eye
    see the thorn twist in her
    *i'm all out of faith this is how i feel
    i'm cold i'm ashamed lyin' naked on the floor
    *he was a boy, she was a girl
    could it be any more obvious
    *we're not gonna take it
    no we can't take it
    *on your mark get set and go now
    got a dream and we just know now
    no woman no cry

    when i find myself in times of trouble pachelbel's always following me
    i'll see you in hell pachelbel
    oh pachelbel, pachelbel
    i'll see your ass in hell
    i'll see you in hell, pachelbel
    ((buyuk kapa tirnak))

    (bkz: isi gucu olmayan sozluk yazarlari)
  • aylar sonra bin kere daha izleyip dinleyebilecegim, eskimeyen bir arguman. hastasiyiz. (pachelbel eskimemis rant'i mi eskiyecek zaten)
  • (bkz: 4 chords)

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