ross: i'm gonna say this as monica's brother. not as your friend.
chandler: so now you're not my friend?
ross: not now.
chandler: all right.
ross: so i couldn't be happier cause you're marrying monica. but if someday you ever hurt her, i will hunt you down and kick your ass.
ross: what, what? i'm just warning you. i'll hunt you down and kick your ass.
chandler: ok. so now you're my friend again?
chandler: you wouldn't believe what monica's brother just told me...
ross neden çok hızlı yemek yediğini açıklamaya çalışır.
ross: i grew up in a house with monica, okay! if you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
ross: (anne ve babasına) look, i, uh- i realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. carol's a lesbian. she's living with a woman named susan. she's pregnant with my child, and she and susan are going to raise the baby.
joey: you're mean on the boat!
rachel: what? i was just trying to teach you.
joey: well, lesson learned! rachel is mean!
ross: yeeeeeep... yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. i remember when she took me out on her dad's boat she wouldn't let me help at all.
rachel: excuse me, i wanted you to help, but you couldn't move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
ross: you have to respect the sea!
yarı yahudi olan oğluna yahudi geleneklerine uygun bir yılbaşı yaşatmak isteyen ross,
ross: sorry, ben, but santa has to go now.
ben: why? i want him to stay.
chandler: because......if santa and the holiday armadillo
stay in the same room for too long.......the universe will......implode....
ross: i'm sorry your husband cheated on you.
rachel: i'm sorry your wife is gay.
ross: first divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, nevada