leo: ahhhhh... i glanced at your books i noticed...
max: 28 seconds. you're running out of time. tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
leo: mr. bialystock, i cannot function under these conditions. you're making me extremely nervous!..
leo: let's assume just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
max: assume away...
leo: my blanket! my blue blanket! gimme my blue blanket! oohhhh! aaaahh! mmmmmmm! mmmmmm!
max: here, here, here. don't cry! don't cry!
leo: aahhhh. i'm sorry. i don't like people touching my blue blanket. it's not important, it's a minor compulsion
, i can deal with it if i want to
(lsd, muzikalde hitler
lsd: hey, man, you're a german!
soldier: we are all germans.
lsd: that's right! oh! that means we cannot attack germany!
max: what's the matter with you?
leo: i'm hysterical! i'm having hysteria 'cuz i'm hysterical! i can't stop when i get like this! i can't stop! i'm hysterical!
(max, leo'nun suratina bardaktaki suyu firlatir)
leo: i'm wet! i'm wet! i'm hysterical and i'm wet! (bu arada max, leo'ya kendine gelmesi icin tokat atar) i'm in pain! and i'm wet! and i'm still hysterical! (max, vurmaya devam eder) no, no, no, don't hit, don't hit, it doesn't help! it only increases my sense of danger.
max: what can i do? what can i do? you're getting me hysterical!
leo: go away, go away, you frighten me!
(franz, masanin arkasina gizlenmis olan max ve leo'ya luger
'iyle ates etmekte ama iskalamaktadir)
franz: this is not good... they are not killing you. don't you understand? you must die. will you cooperate?!.
x: hey, what can i do for you?
franz: you will please be unconscious?!.