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  • wikipedia görünümünün ötesinde yaratici içerigiyle okuyani yerlere yatiran kutsul nese kaynagi:
    http://www.uncyclopedia.org/
    oscar wilde'in birbirinden anlamli, derin ve edebi yazilarindan alintilar yapilmistir. "winston churchill has better quotes than i. and has been doing it longer. ~ oscar wilde" vardir ki "lol. ~ oscar wilde"dan sonra en tercih edilesidir.

    "you have two cows" üzerine harika felsefe yapmislardir.
  • turkey in anlamina baktigimizda,

    "turkey is actually an urban legend, some people believe that it is a country. in fact, the only person who truly believed in turkey was albert einstein. he has claimed that turkey is a hamburger that was buried somewhere between the pacific ocean and hawaii. his research has shown that turkey contains ethiopians whose sole purpose is to rid the world of jelly donuts. none of his research has proved true, however, and we had to figure it out ourselves.

    in fact it is a special type of food served on halloween. first, you must hunt your very own weasel and stuff it with gelitan until it resembles the shape of a chicken, or explodes, which ever comes first.

    the "turkey" is then cut up into snickers bars, and topped with a cherry. these bars, which explode on impact, are then used to throw at little children on halloween to scare them away and make them drop their candy. the candy is then shipped off to the imaginary country, turkey, where it is used in the making of icbms.

    despite the fact that turkey is an imaginary country, there are several laws attached to its imaginary body. the most perplexing of these is that it is legal to stab someone in the buttocks while on turkey because there are no major human organs in the buttocks. however, as the country is imaginary, it is increasingly difficult to take your co-worker there on a nice relaxing, buttock-stabbing holiday, because finding imaginary countries is a major issue. and often takes too much time. it is probably a more worthwhile activity to spend a weekend huffing kittens or kitten huffing instead.""

    gibi bir bilgi vermektedir. enteresan..
  • wikipedia'yı evil organizations kategorisi altında gösterip şekil yapmış site. cehaletin ironi serpiştirilerek kutlanmasına çok iyi bir örnek değil zira. yani gavurun tongue in cheek dediği mevzu burada espri itin götüne sokularak vücut buluyor. ben açıkçası pek gülemedim, ama çalışmalarım devam etmiyor değil.
  • sağda solda dolaşan e-maillerde görmeye alıştığımız, tek suçu iki ineğe sahip olmak olan gariban adamla ilgili de oldukça detaylı incelemeleri bulunan site. ( http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/you_have_two_cows ) ayrıca dünyanın en büyük veciz söz üstadını oscar wilde, en çok yapıta sahip yazarını da anonymous olarak belirleyerek dünya medeniyetine tarifi imkansız katkılarda bulunmuştur. hızlı ve etkili yarar...
  • uzunca bir konunun ba$ina uyari mesajini koymayi ihmal etmemi$ler:

    "this article is extermely long. this means it could be used as a sleeping aid. it's better than having wild sex with a virgin. and will not give you aids like the damn africans"
  • yansiklopedi adı altında türkçe versiyonu da çıkan nane..
  • sevgililer günü şerefine emopedia olmuş taşak kulübü.

    "the dark, loveless encyclopedia that anyone can edit, but probably won't, since nobody cares."
  • almancasi icin (bkz: stupidedia)
  • gayet zekice hazırlanmış, kopartan ansiklopedi.