• wikipedia görünümünün ötesinde yaratici içerigiyle okuyani yerlere yatiran kutsul nese kaynagi:
    http://www.uncyclopedia.org/
    oscar wilde'in birbirinden anlamli, derin ve edebi yazilarindan alintilar yapilmistir. "winston churchill has better quotes than i. and has been doing it longer. ~ oscar wilde" vardir ki "lol. ~ oscar wilde"dan sonra en tercih edilesidir.

    "you have two cows" üzerine harika felsefe yapmislardir.
  • world of warcraft'i tek cumleyle yaran site.

    "the main objective of world of warcraft is to click on animals."
  • plagiarism makalesi ile kırıp geçirmiş sitedir.

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    wikipedia'daki makalenin bire bir,tam anlamı ile bire bir kopyası.

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  • ana sayfadaki did you now kismindaki "...that 90% of all video game high scores are set by one guy called "aaa"? " ile beni eski gunlerime goturmus site.
    (bkz: #3418172)
  • adult içerik konusunda da katı kuralları olan site.

    - please mark adult content with a warning for young readers.
    - how else are they going to find it?

    - genç ziyaretçilerimiz için adult içeriği uyarı işaretiyle belirginleştirin lütfen.
    - aksi takdirde gençler bunları nasıl bulabilsin?
  • recep tayyip erdoğanın uyguladığı politikalar bölümünden:

    * allowing men to marry four wives
    * allowing women to divorce four men
    * censoring running animals
    * censoring women (because they can run)
    * censoring female flies
    * censoring his left hand
    * legalizing kitten huffing
    * banning kitten huffing
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    * banning youtube
    * legalizing youtube
    . . .
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    turkish is a language spoken by humans who live in germany or parts of turkey like berlin, the second largest city of turkey, a large country in south-eastern europe, or is it central-western asia?

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    common expressions:

    naber lan amcık? (nah'ber lun um'jyk) - how are you?

    afyonkarahisarlılaştıramadıklarımızdan mısınız? (aphyon'khara... oh, i couldn't write it)- could you please repeat it?

    bah hele hemserim! (bakh hell'eh ham'cherry'm) - 'excuse me' in a formal way.

    yarraam (yar'rrra'um)- oh my dear!

    bi siktir git cay koy (be sickter geth chai koi) - what about drinking tea?

    van tu tri forrooo (vone, too, tree, forward!) - help!!

    leydiiz ent centılmınııı (lay'deez an' gentlemanie) - ladies and gentlemen

    götveren (gouth'wirin) - good morning.

    yarak kafalı (yur'rock' kapfhaly) - you are brilliant.

    siktir git (sick'tird gheed) - could you please get out?

    hassiktir! (hus'sick'ter) - it is your pleasure!

    pezevenk (phez'eweng) - hello

    off göte bak (off goethe bach) - you're so beautiful/handsome.

    ananı sikerim (un'uney sick'ehrim) - yo' mama, in polite.

    sikin beni! (sick'in ban'ney) - i am gonna take a shower.

    madam ar yu seks? (madam, are u sagkz?) - madam, are you sex? (sex offer to a tourist)

    if yu giv giv if no giv go - if you give give if no give go (more insistent sex offer to a tourist)

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  • turkey in anlamina baktigimizda,

    "turkey is actually an urban legend, some people believe that it is a country. in fact, the only person who truly believed in turkey was albert einstein. he has claimed that turkey is a hamburger that was buried somewhere between the pacific ocean and hawaii. his research has shown that turkey contains ethiopians whose sole purpose is to rid the world of jelly donuts. none of his research has proved true, however, and we had to figure it out ourselves.

    in fact it is a special type of food served on halloween. first, you must hunt your very own weasel and stuff it with gelitan until it resembles the shape of a chicken, or explodes, which ever comes first.

    the "turkey" is then cut up into snickers bars, and topped with a cherry. these bars, which explode on impact, are then used to throw at little children on halloween to scare them away and make them drop their candy. the candy is then shipped off to the imaginary country, turkey, where it is used in the making of icbms.

    despite the fact that turkey is an imaginary country, there are several laws attached to its imaginary body. the most perplexing of these is that it is legal to stab someone in the buttocks while on turkey because there are no major human organs in the buttocks. however, as the country is imaginary, it is increasingly difficult to take your co-worker there on a nice relaxing, buttock-stabbing holiday, because finding imaginary countries is a major issue. and often takes too much time. it is probably a more worthwhile activity to spend a weekend huffing kittens or kitten huffing instead.""

    gibi bir bilgi vermektedir. enteresan..
  • adolf hitler başlığında amerikan dış politikası jargonu kullanarak yazılan bir yazıdan:

    "he liberated poland from jewish influence, liberated france from incompetent rulers, and liberated austria from itself. notably, he also tried to liberate russia from communism and britain from third world domination, but was unable to do so."

    edit: "liberated austria from itself" ibaresini her okuduğumda yüksek sesle gülüyorum hala.
  • sevgililer günü şerefine emopedia olmuş taşak kulübü.

    "the dark, loveless encyclopedia that anyone can edit, but probably won't, since nobody cares."
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