welcome to the internet

• i ll be your guide şeklinde devam eden internet memesi.
  
  uzun zamandır bilinen şeyleri ilk kez kendisi bulmuş gibi sunan insanlara yönelik oluyor forumlarda.
  
  en meşhuru şu.
  http://img.bestmemes.com/pix/28292150.jpg
• bo burnham inside gösterisinde dinlediğimiz interneti mükemmel tanımlayan bir şarkı.
• şahane bir fan yapımı lyrics videosu da hazırlanmış olan ve interneti mükkemmel tanımlayan eser.
• cok guzel olmus be, 'a little bit of everything, all of the time!'
• bo burnham'ın inside special'ından bir parça. içerisinde "would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?" "and here's a healthy breakfast option. you should kill your mom." gibi vurucu sözler barındırır. bir defa dinleyen yoktur en azı 30 defa ard arda dinlemiştir.
  
  welcome to the internet
  have a look around
  anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
  we've got mountains of content
  some better, some worse
  ıf none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
  welcome to the internet
  come and take a seat
  would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
  there's no need to panic
  this isn't a test, haha
  just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
  welcome to the internet
  what would you prefer?
  would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
  be happy
  be horny
  be bursting with rage
  we got a million different ways to engage
  welcome to the internet
  put your cares aside
  here's a tip for straining pasta
  here's a nine-year-old who died
  we got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
  and a bunch of colored pencil drawings
  of all the different characters in harry potter fucking each other
  welcome to the internet!
  hold on to your socks
  'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
  they are grainy and off-putting
  he just sent you more
  don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
  see a man beheaded
  get offended, see a shrink
  show us pictures of your children
  tell us every thought you think
  start a rumor, buy a broom
  or send a death threat to a boomer
  or dm a girl and groom her
  do a zoom or find a tumor
  and here's a healthy breakfast option
  you should kill your mom
  here's why women never fuck you
  here's how you can build a bomb
  which power ranger are you?
  take this quirky quiz
  obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
  could ı interest you in everything?
  all of the time?
  a little bit of everything
  all of the time
  apathy's a tragedy
  and boredom is a crime
  anything and everything
  all of the time
  could ı interest you in everything?
  all of the time?
  a little bit of everything
  all of the time
  apathy's a tragedy
  and boredom is a crime
  anything and everything
  all of the time
  you know, it wasn't always like this
  not very long ago
  just before your time
  right before the towers fell, circa '99
  this was catalogs
  travel blogs
  a chat room or two
  we set our sights and spent our nights
  waiting
  for you, you, insatiable you
  mommy let you use her ipad
  you were barely two
  and it did all the things
  we designed it to do
  now look at you, oh
  look at you, you, you
  unstoppable, watchable
  your time is now
  your inside's out
  honey, how you grew
  and if we stick together
  who knows what we'll do
  ıt was always the plan
  to put the world in your hand
  hahaha (dünyanın en iyi gülüşü)
  could ı interest you in everything?
  all of the time
  a bit of everything
  all of the time
  apathy's a tragedy
  and boredom is a crime
  anything and everything
  all of the time
  could ı interest you in everything?
  all of the time
  a little bit of everything
  all of the time
  apathy's a tragedy
  and boredom is a crime
  anything and everything
  and anything and everything
  and anything and everything
  and all of the time
• en sevdiğim meme.
  olm bu ne?
  https://i.kym-cdn.com/…3afa883c1d146b42cf01bac2.jpg
  ara ara açıp moralimi düzeltiyorum.
• bo burnham gibi bir dahiyi keşfetmemi sağlayan olağanüstü eser.
  
  internet bi insan olsa, suratımıza vuracaklarını mükemmel bi müzikal tonla özetlemiş:
  
  could i interest you in everything, all of the time?
  a little bit of everything, all of the time.
  apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
  anything and everything, all of the time.
• muazam bir bo burnham eseri. 40 dolarlık bir yıldız projeksiyonu aletiyle arkasında koca koca ekiplerin olduğu prodüksiyonlardan çok daha fazla etki yaratan bir internet destanı yaratmış. internetin kaosunu, belirsizliğini daha güzel betimleyebilen bir çalışma görmedim şu ana kadar.