yaran ingilizce fıkralar
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(bkz: brilliant)
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başlık neden ingilizce değil diye düşündürten başlık.
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p: putin
o: obama
o: hi putin
p: hello obama. how are you?
o: fine? and you?
p: fine.
o: you know we have a situation that bothers me.
p: what situation?
o: the one in the crimea
p: crimea what?
o: cry me a river
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lionel messi wants to make love to a girl, so he takes her home ... in the room he said : "make yourself comfortable, i'll be right back." a few minutes later he returned with two naked men! the girl exclaimed "who the hell is that? " messi said nervously, "i'm sorry, but i can not play without xavi and iniesta.
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(bkz: one day temel goes to france)
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+hello! your fridge is running?
-yes. why?
+you better catch it!
pek fikra degil daha cok knock knock sakasi tarzinda. bugun bir dizide duydum. (bkz: cok komikmis yonetici kardes) -
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an horse enters a bar and sits to bar stool
bartender looks at the horse and has a pitying face expression.
then he asks:
''what is this long face?''
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ekşi sözlük kullanıcılarıyla mesajlaşmak ve yazdıkları entry'leri
takip etmek için giriş yapmalısın.
hesabın var mı? giriş yap