- rumor: they're making a garden state tv show.
- rumor: clark kent and i are the same person; he's just me with glasses.
- rumor: i'm dating bea arthur. (bkz: golden girls
- i also bought a new toothbrush. i'm very loyal to my toothbrushes, so it's always hard for me to make the switch over to a new one. me and the last one have been through so much together, but alas his time had come. he looked kind of pissed at me in the garbage can. maybe i'm reading into it, but his bristles had this judgmental frown to them. i swear i heard him mumble something to my contacts. it was faint and admittedly i have a guilty conscience, but i'm pretty sure i heard him say, "it's on tonight... let the floss and the calamine know, we're gonna take him out in his sleep." but maybe i'm just being paranoid, they were probably just talking about something else entirely.
- now for some answers to common questions:
like a bear.
- almost didn't make the flight since a woman in the airport wanted to go on a long tirade about how scrubs should be nominated for emmys. and that if she voted things would be different. i told her i had to run, but offered to father her children. she looked at me with a very odd expression that i couldn't quite figure out. it either was her very confused or her trying to figure out the logistics of how we'd raise this air canadian love child.
"böyle bi adam sevilmez mi" dedirten kişilik..
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