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sapyoseksüel

nick cave'i çok çekici bulup, bukowski okuyup tom waits dinleyen kadınları içine koyabileceğimiz kategori.
(bkz: şaka la şaka)
(bkz: bu da dahil bütün genellemeler yanlıştır)

bu gruba dahil olup olmadığınızı anlamak için hazırlanmış olan, 1'den 5'e kadar puan vererek cevaplandırdığınız "are you sapiosexual?" testinin soruları ise (her ne kadar yüzeysel olup, derinlere dalmasa da) sapiosexual'in tanımını vermektedir kanaatimce;

1. intelligent and ‘deep’ conversation tends to either fuel me, turn me on, or both.
2. i would prefer a scientist or professor of philosophy than a runway model any day.
3. steamy debate is more erotic than sensual massages to me.
4. “talk nerdy to me” is a phrase i could have made up during love-making.
5. if everyone in the world was stupid, i would seriously consider staying single.
6. i judge my level of attraction to a person based on how witty or mentally sharp they are.
7. ignorant or stupid people make me feel very irritated or even disgusted.
8. beauty without brains is nothing to me.
9. i prefer complex discussion over a glass of wine, than vapid navel-gazing at a restaurant.
10. thinkers are sexier than feelers.
11. i would find it unbearable to tolerate unintelligence in my romantic partner.
12. my soul mate would be bold, daring and somewhat unorthodox in thought and perspective.
13. being able to speak eloquently is more important to me than having a “fit” or sexy body.
14. finding out that a person i liked and thought was smart is actually stupid, is extremely disappointing to me.
15. i’d love for someone to recite a long and complicated piece of literature before foreplay.
16. i love a man/woman who not only behaves intelligently, but dresses intelligently as well.
17. i enjoy subtle flirtations or mind games that leave the mind wondering whether someone likes me or not.
18. i would much more likely fall in love with a highly intelligent cripple, than a dull-minded athlete.
19. a person has to match or surpass me in iq levels for me to consider dating them long-term.
20. i would prefer to date the high school nerd, than the high school king or queen of popularity.

testin sonunda sizi bir sürpriz beklemekte.
%97 oranında sapiosexual çıksanız bile, sizi entel gözlüğü takmış, çıplak bir erkek fotosu beklemekte.
biz diyoruz sapiosexual'iz adam diyo geç bu ayakları six pack'lerime baksana...
(bkz: biz diyoruz karakola o diyor sandığa gidelim)

devamını okuyayım »
07.11.2014 03:54