dr. seuss

• tam adi theodor seuss geisel olan yazar. cocuk kitabi yazari olarak anilir, aslinda cocuklarin kelime kullanimini gelistirmek icin yazmistir bi cok kitabini. ancak konu acisindan ele alindiinda bi piskopatlik bi sapmalik goze carpmaktadir. en bilinenleri cat in the hat, one fish two fish red fish blue fish^* ve how the grinch stole christmas. her cocuk okumali, her yetiskin bi goz atmalidir.
• (bkz: dr seuss is dead)
• kayınçom olurdu kendisi..
  mezarını sularım,zaralı otları yolar her pazar çiçek bırakırım..
  çocukları ve çocukları gülümseten insanları sever, onları anlatan öyküler yazar, öykülerinde mortifera tadında alçakgönüllü kişilerin gizlice zekalarından dem vurur, onların bizim için ne kadar gerekli olduğunu anlatırdı..
  o zamanlar abiler kardeşlerinin başında masal okurlardı ve bilirlerdi huzurlu bir uykunun değerini..
• (bkz: the grinch)
• r.e.min the sidewinder sleeps tonite isimli şaheserinde de adı geçen şahıs.
  
  today i need something more sub-sub-sub-substantial.
  a can of beans or blackeyed peas, some nescafe and ice,
  a candy bar, a falling star, or a reading of doctor seuss
• moonlighting'in en komik anlarından birinde adı geçer bu muhterem şahsın. belki yıllar oldu ama hatırlayanlar (veya dvd olarak yayınlanmış episodlarından divx olarak seyretmiş olanlar - benim gibi) olabilir diyerek, hatırlamayanlar için de sözlerini de yazayım tam olsun...
  
  security: i'm sorry, but you're not on the guest list.
  david: that's because we're not guests. we're looking for a man with a mole on his nose.
  security: a mole on his nose?
  maddie: a mole on his nose.
  security: [to maddie] what kind of clothes?
  maddie: [to david] what kind of clothes?
  david: what kind of clothes do you suppose?
  security: what kind of clothes do i suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose? who knows?
  david: did i happen to mention, did i bother to disclose, that this man that we're seeking with the mole on his nose? i'm not sure of his clothes or anything else, except he's chinese, a big clue by itself.
  maddie: how do you do that?
  david: gotta read a lot of dr. seuss.
  security: i'm sorry to say, i'm sad to report, i haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. not a man who's chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. so get away from this door and get out of this place, or i'll have to hurt you - put my foot in your face.
  david: oh!
  maddie: time to go?
  david: time to go.
  
  aah mavi ay ah...
  
  geç geçen edit: youtube'da da varmış hatta! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft4lqmyjexa
• kullanim kilavuzu yazmamasi gereken kisiymis.
  
  "what if dr. seuss wrote techincal manuals?
  
  if a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
  and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
  and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
  then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
  
  if your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
  and the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
  and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
  then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
  
  if the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
  says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
  but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
  that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
  
  and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
  so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
  then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
  'cause as sure as i'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
  
  when the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
  and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
  then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom,
  quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!"
• "oh, the places you'll go!" adlı kitabı/şiiri tavsiye edilir. oldukça motive edici bir şiir olup, zor zamanlarda ihtiyaç duyulabilecek bir kaynaktır. en beğendiğim mısraları ise şöyle:
  
  and will you succeed?
  yes! you will, indeed!
  (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)
  
  kitabın/şiirin tamamı: http://www.photohype.com/drseuss.htm
• pollyanna ile kol kola girip, o kır senin bu kır benim hop hop hoplayabilecek, zıp zıp zıplayabilecek çocuk kitabı yazarı.
  şuradan vakti zamanında sarf ettiği sözlerine ulaşılabilir.
• bir steel panther şarkısı olan death to all but metal'da da bahsi geçen yazar.
  
  "where is def leppard? where is mötley crüe?
  why do all my lyrics sound like dr. seuss?"