• misfits'de robert sheehan tarafından canlandırılan, yaratılmış en eğlenceli dizi karakterlerinden biri.

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    -nasıl bir karakter olduğunu repliklere bakarak anlamak mümkün:

    -i once went out with a vegetarian. we spent christmas at her parents house eating nutroast and pretending her mum didn't need to shave.

    -part of me likes simon amstell but part of me thinks he might be funnier than me so i think its safer if i just hate him.

    -didn't you say you wanted to piss on her tits?!? that's the sort of thing you keep between you and your internet service provider!

    -we are a bunch of young offenders and not one of us knowhow to steal a car?!? that is pathetic.

    -we do mindless shit all day, face it, it's gonna happen, it's biology. or physics, one of those.

    -let's get the wind flying through your hair!(looks down at bald old lady)eww... let's get the wind flying through your scalp.

    nathan:did you just suddenly grow a set of balls?
    simon: i’ve always had a set of balls, you’ve just never seen them.
    nathan: … that is about the gayest thing i have ever heard.

    -man can't enjoy a quick shuffle in his own coffin? wasn't like i was expecting visitors...

    nathan:i mean, i was there, right? i should have one of these bullshit powers.
    kelly: you can have mine. wanna hear what people are thinking about you?
    nathan: not so much, no. i want something good, you know, something from the a-list.

    -there is a difference between us! i'm gracefully tall and your freakishly short.that's right dad walk away with your tiny little legs you fucking midget!

    -we're like the mitchell brothers, except we're not bald, ugly and shit!

    ve gülmekten neredeyse bir dilim mandalina ile boğulmama neden olan replik:
    -see... babies, that's why i always use condoms. if the girl looks dirty i use two...belt and braces.

    ...we're young! we're supposed to drink too much, we're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each others brains out. we are designed to party!this is it! yeah, so a few of us will overdose, or go mental. but charles darwin said, "you can't make an omlette, without breaking a few eggs.'' and that's what it's all about, breaking eggs. and by eggs, i do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class a's. if you could just see yourselves. it breaks my heart; you're wearing cardigans! we had it all. we fucked up, bigger, and better than any generation that came before us! we were so beautiful! we're screw ups. i'm a screw up. and i plan to be a screw up, until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties. and i will shag my own mother, before i let her, or anyone else, take that away from me!!!

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  • (bkz: psycho bitch)
  • (bkz: twat)
  • piç kelimesinin kanlı canlı karşılığı. hem sevip, hem gebertmek istenen türde bir insan.

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    lokal maratonda koşan atletin suratına su attığı sahne geldi aklıma şimdi.

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  • "your boyfriend is some kind of psycho-rough-trade-gay-rapist werewolf."

    "a bunch of young offenders develop superpowers and not one of us thinks of using them to commit crime? shame on us."

    "i've got a power, i know it. i can feel it in my balls."

    “we have outfoxed the fox, which makes us very bloody foxy.”

    gibi efsanevi repliklere sahip misfits karakteridir. bir de simon'a çektirdiği tüm o eziyet görülmeye değerdir.

    nathan: what about you, weird kid? don’t take this the wrong way or anything, but you look like a panty sniffer.
    simon: i’m not a panty sniffer. i’m not a pervert… i tried to burn someone’s house down.

    simon: do you want to come for a drink?
    nathan: are you asking me out on a date?
    simon: no, i meant all of us.
    nathan: did you? i am not your whore!

    nathan: you’d screw your own sister for a slice of cheese.
    simon: i don’t even like cheese.
    nathan: that makes it even worse, you sick bastard.

    nathan: think about it. we could have really cool super hero names. captain invinsible! mr. backwards!
    curtis: i sound retarded.
    nathan: the invisible cunt!
    simon: why do i have to be the invisible cunt?
    nathan: cuz you just are man. get over it.
  • bu karakterin misfits'ten ayrılması, jeff'in coupling'den ayrılmasıyla eşdeğer bir kayıptır. acımız büyük. *
  • (bkz: kaş)
  • kesinlikle en efsanevi dizi karakterlerinden bir tanesi. misfits'ten ayrıldıktan sonra dizinin birkaç ergen lavuğun saçma sapan hikayelerinden ibaret olduğunu anlamış bulundum. özellikle beverley ile arasındaki diyaloglar karnım ağrıyana kadar gülmeme sebep olmuştu.
  • güldürürken işeten velet.
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