sofa king

• bir danger doom parçası. ea sports'un nba live 2k9'ında kulaklarımıza çınlamıştır. sözlerini de yazayım tam olsun:
  
  scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rain
  order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain
  then kick a lungee off the tip of his timbo
  and trick a honey dip into a game of of strip limbo
  odd... he couldn't find no remorse
  a wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse
  of course his technique was from a divine source
  never new the price of ice or what swine cost
  one guy tried to bite the heat
  that's when he discovered the other other white meat
  ohhhh, the one they hate so well
  he sure keeps it pyscho like the old bates motel
  they came to ask him for at least some new tracks
  but only got confronted by the beast with two backs
  knock... mouse is a made man
  villain laid it down like the best laid plan
  bell the cat who the hell is that near the middle
  got y'all but it's not all bare and skittles
  prepare the viddles, got riddles and spittles
  crystal clear to the jock or the tittle
  tssss.. it's hot off the griddle
  came to take the cake whether it's a lot or a little
  kaboom... doom is nervous large
  you could tell by his blooming room service charge
  dark and tall to boot
  the only thing was wrong was he was bald as a coot
  used to rent a van from peter pan to red and tan
  and keep the human foot for his dead man's hand
  this was when the mask was brand spanking new
  before it got rusted from drinking all the brew
  [sniff] stankin' too, pew
  kept all his earnings in the bank and his shoe
  spat what he knew, energy for true
  to all fake rappers, twenty-three skidoo
  excuse you, any room in the class front?
  for a blast of the blunt, shrooming since last month
  doom a human in the mask i'm on the stunt
  danger zooming past mad fast on the hunt
  keep your streets, we got the city near you conquered
  discreetly with the cd till they be completely bonkered
  the fans demanded it, handled it, swallow it
  his own brand of shit, if only he could bottle it
  hmm.. nah shit could get messy
  feds tried to torture him for the secret recipe
  he said: it's no use, i only know half
  no speake de english. i only do the math
  zzzzz. felt no pain
  his brain was saturated with cocaine and rogaine
  he said: try scan no thing three-card dead fly man
  go for bling he got bled
  i jam over sting, see spots red
  i am "sofa king, we todd ed"
• (bkz: http://imgur.com/e6mp8)
  (bkz: so fucking)
• eski ve meshur bi snl skeci..
  
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