sparkling diamonds

• (bkz: diamonds are forever)
• the french are glad to die for love
  
  a kiss on the hand
  may be quite continental
  but diamonds are a girl's best friend
  a kiss may be grand
  but it wont pay the rental on your humble flat
  or help you feed your pompous cat
  men grow cold as girls grow old
  and we all lose our charms in the end
  but square cut or pear shape
  these rocks don't lose their shape
  diamonds are a girl's best friend
  
  tiffany!
  cartier!
  
  cause we are living in a material world
  and i am a material girl
  ah come and get me boys ow!
  black star, rozz call talk to me
  harry ziddler, tell me all about it!
  
  there may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
  but diamonds are a girl's best friend
  there may come a time
  when a heart-boiled employer
  thinks you're awful nice
  but get that ice or else no dice
  he's your guy when stocks are high
  but beware when they start to descend
  
  ooh... diamonds are a girl's best
  diamonds are a girl's best
  diamonds are a girl's best friend
  
  let's make love
  yes! yes! tiger! olay!
  everything's going so well! (screams)
  
  cause that's when those louses
  go back to their spouses
  
  diamonds are a girl's best
  diamonds are a girl's best
  diamonds are a girl's best
  diamonds are a girl's best
  
  friend!